albundy1089 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor examined him and told him that aside from a low sperm count, he was perfectly healthy. The old man scoffed and said, "Nonsense, I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that, Doc?” The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story: “I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter. One day, he decided to go for a walk in the woods. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver with a beautiful pelt sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he didn't have his gun, and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Just for fun, he raised his walking stick, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and said ‘bang, bang’. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. "Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.” The doctor replied, “My point exactly!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 12 hours ago, albundy1089 said: An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor examined him and told him that aside from a low sperm count, he was perfectly healthy. The old man scoffed and said, "Nonsense, I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that, Doc?” The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story: “I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter. One day, he decided to go for a walk in the woods. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver with a beautiful pelt sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he didn't have his gun, and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Just for fun, he raised his walking stick, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and said ‘bang, bang’. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. "Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.” The doctor replied, “My point exactly!” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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