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1 hour ago, Aussie_oi_oi said:

Joke of the day 😉

Wise nun
2 nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said , Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent. I know Sister Rose but there is a man Greg following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do. Let's separate. You go left and I will go right. He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried. After an hour Sister Rose appeared. What happed? , I started to run and so did Greg. And then? He caught up with me. Oh my God. And what did you do. I lifted up my dress Sister! And what did he do. Dropped his pants. And then? Its obvious isn't it. A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a Greg with his pants down.
If you thought of a different ending
Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your filthy mind 😉

Don't ask how I broke my nose

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Posted
44 minutes ago, Gregg said:

Sorry nuns bate more

If you don't want a broken nose I'll leave the nuns alone and just bste Greg 🤣

Posted
Just now, Aussie_oi_oi said:

If you don't want a broken nose I'll leave the nuns alone and just bste Greg 🤣

Aussie  I want to go down under with your lady😇

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Posted
Just now, Gregg said:

Aussie  I want to go down under with your lady😇

Good luck with that it's 3:52am Thursday and she is coughing up a lung due to having covid.🤣

Posted
Just now, Aussie_oi_oi said:

Good luck with that it's 3:52am Thursday and she is coughing up a lung due to having covid.🤣

Sorry about that I will turn her over 👍

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