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Parliament in Ottawa Receives Its First Muslim Invocation


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The Moose Limbs are at it again.  The Canadian government recently published a pamphlet instructing people there to be submissive and deferential to the Mussies.

Indeed, it was the Canadian / Canadienne government that sucked all the Mussies to Canada over the past 20 years.  Very liberal immigration policies.  How nice!

Now Canada is beginning to harvest the fruits of those labours. 

Islam should be outlawed and Muslims should be required to register as agents of a foreign power.  If sponsored by a non-Muslim Canadian / Canadienne, perhaps a special indulgence would be available, on the condition the Mussy sign a loyalty oath and the non-Mussy posts a substantial bond.

All others?  Outski mit Youski.  Hasta la Vista,  Why?  Because Islam is not a religion.  It is a political movement disguised as a religion. 

Liberals would demonstrate in favor of pedophyles if perverts began claiming pedophylia was a religion. 

Round the Canadian / Canadienne Moose Limbs up and send them all over to Somalia.  There they can join the Smelly Pirates darting around in speedboats. 

"What?" cried Akbar, "Pork rinds and beer for dinner AGAIN?"

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Having spent some time overseas, I find it interesting how some other countries handle these kinds of situations.  In one country on the Indian Ocean, they gather those kinds of people and keep them in a huge cage which runs along the airport runway.  There is a small building where sanitation facilities are provided and the place is dotted with picnic tables for seating, shade underneath, game playing (dominoes, checkers, chess sets provided).  I was told that the people (all men) at that facility stayed there indefinitely.  There is no need for a trial because they all readily acknowledge their role in violent anti-government actions.  They just stay there -- seemingly forever.  If their side wins the civil war, they go free and are heroes.  Until that time, however, it's chicken and checkers. 

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The Moose Limbs are at it again.  The Canadian government recently published a pamphlet instructing people there to be submissive and deferential to the Mussies.

Indeed, it was the Canadian / Canadienne government that sucked all the Mussies to Canada over the past 20 years.  Very liberal immigration policies.  How nice!

Now Canada is beginning to harvest the fruits of those labours. 

Islam should be outlawed and Muslims should be required to register as agents of a foreign power.  If sponsored by a non-Muslim Canadian / Canadienne, perhaps a special indulgence would be available, on the condition the Mussy sign a loyalty oath and the non-Mussy posts a substantial bond.

All others?  Outski mit Youski.  Hasta la Vista,  Why?  Because Islam is not a religion.  It is a political movement disguised as a religion. 

Liberals would demonstrate in favor of pedophyles if perverts began claiming pedophylia was a religion. 

Round the Canadian / Canadienne Moose Limbs up and send them all over to Somalia.  There they can join the Smelly Pirates darting around in speedboats. 

"What?" cried Akbar, "Pork rinds and beer for dinner AGAIN?"

People get shot and killed almost everyday in Ottawa.

One Soldier gets shot and killed and the whole City panics.

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The Moose Limbs are at it again.  The Canadian government recently published a pamphlet instructing people there to be submissive and deferential to the Mussies.

Indeed, it was the Canadian / Canadienne government that sucked all the Mussies to Canada over the past 20 years.  Very liberal immigration policies.  How nice!

Now Canada is beginning to harvest the fruits of those labours. 

Islam should be outlawed and Muslims should be required to register as agents of a foreign power.  If sponsored by a non-Muslim Canadian / Canadienne, perhaps a special indulgence would be available, on the condition the Mussy sign a loyalty oath and the non-Mussy posts a substantial bond.

All others?  Outski mit Youski.  Hasta la Vista,  Why?  Because Islam is not a religion.  It is a political movement disguised as a religion. 

Liberals would demonstrate in favor of pedophyles if perverts began claiming pedophylia was a religion. 

Round the Canadian / Canadienne Moose Limbs up and send them all over to Somalia.  There they can join the Smelly Pirates darting around in speedboats. 

"What?" cried Akbar, "Pork rinds and beer for dinner AGAIN?"

People get shot and killed almost everyday in Ottawa.

One Soldier gets shot and killed and the whole City panics.

Using that logic, more U.S. WWII GIs died from lung cancer and car accidents than from being killed in action in World War II.  Therefore, WWII was no biggy -- had little historical significance when you check out the stats.  :: eyeroll ::

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People get shot and killed almost everyday in Ottawa.

One Soldier gets shot and killed and the whole City panics.

Actually it was one soldier shot and killed and another run over and killed. I don't think the whole City was in a panic, normal behaviour when a lunatic is running around with a gun.

Bit of a difference between day to day crime and acts of terrorism.

Two dead soldiers deserve a little more respect.

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People get shot and killed almost everyday in Ottawa.

One Soldier gets shot and killed and the whole City panics.

Actually it was one soldier shot and killed and another run over and killed. I don't think the whole City was in a panic, normal behaviour when a lunatic is running around with a gun.

Bit of a difference between day to day crime and acts of terrorism.

Two dead soldiers deserve a little more respect.

Got a laugh tho. Prime Minister Harper was hiding in a closet in the House of Commons.

Then he waits till 8:00 at night before he comes out of the closet to make a speech.

Some Leader.  He has about as much guts as Obama. which isn't much.

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Ummm..... yeah, okay.  We all liked the man.

Your point is what, then?

Ask a famous Canadian anything.

No, wait: Answer a famous Canadian anything:

Remembrance Day is soon coming.  With what has been going on the last couple days.  The Radicals will likely be trying to figure what to do between now and then.
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