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My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.

 

My daughter asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose,"  I told her.

 

 

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On 10/27/2024 at 12:35 PM, Alexandria said:

Two secrets to keep your marriage happy.

1. Whenever you are wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you are right, shut up. lol

Fuck that. 🤣

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What did Spartacus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? Nothing, he's gladiator.

 

I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day. 

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