Alexandria Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 1 hour ago, Alexandria said: I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy. That's just mean! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 21 hours ago, TBG 150 said: That's just mean! But fun too 🙂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted October 17 Author Share Posted October 17 My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest. My daughter asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose," I told her. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted October 19 Author Share Posted October 19 First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I've known him for years! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted October 19 Author Share Posted October 19 Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault. She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 Two secrets to keep your marriage happy. 1. Whenever you are wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you are right, shut up. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 Knock, knock. Who's there? The love of your life! Liar, you know chocolate can't speak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted October 29 Author Share Posted October 29 On 10/27/2024 at 12:35 PM, Alexandria said: Two secrets to keep your marriage happy. 1. Whenever you are wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you are right, shut up. lol Fuck that. 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted December 11 Author Share Posted December 11 What should you do if you see your ex wife rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot her again. I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they would come and get her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted December 11 Author Share Posted December 11 What did Spartacus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? Nothing, he's gladiator. I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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