StnCld316 Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Why do midget men always laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their balls. Quote
Slender Man Posted July 27 Posted July 27 My neighbour thinks it's cool to sunbathe nude in the backyard, but her husband disagrees. As for me... I'm on the fence. 3 Quote
Slender Man Posted July 27 Posted July 27 I terrified the mailman by going to the door without putting clothes on. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived. 2 Quote
Slender Man Posted July 27 Posted July 27 Two nuns were arguing about riding a bike into town. The mother superior steps in and says, if they can't stop fighting over it she is going to put the seat back on it and sell it. 2 Quote
CuriousOne693 Posted July 27 Posted July 27 @oldcomedyvault • Instagram reel WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM 38 likes, 0 comments - oldcomedyvault on July 25, 2026: "🧑⚕️😂 In this sketch from The Sketch Show, a woman goes to the doctor asking for... 3 Quote
Slender Man Posted July 29 Posted July 29 I got kicked out of the hospital. Apparently the sign reading "Stroke Patients Here" did not mean what I thought it did. 2 Quote
Slender Man Posted July 29 Posted July 29 I like to masturbate nonstop while I'm jogging. That way, when I've finished, I can see how far I've come. 1 Quote
Captain Kangaroo Posted July 29 Posted July 29 1 minute ago, Slender Man said: I like to masturbate nonstop while I'm jogging. That way, when I've finished, I can see how far I've come. 1 Quote
Slender Man Posted July 29 Posted July 29 A penguin's car breaks down on a roadtrip, and gets it towed to the local town's mechanic. The mechanic says he'll need a few minutes to find out what's wrong, so the penguin steps out to get a sweat treat. When he gets back, the mechanic says, "it looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," says the penguin. "It's only ice cream." 1 Quote
Slender Man Posted July 29 Posted July 29 In bed with a priest, a nun said, " Father, I never expected you'd have such a small organ." He replied, " Why sister... I never expected to be playing in such a large cathedral." 2 Quote
Slender Man Posted July 29 Posted July 29 Wife: Do men wipe after they pee? Aging husband: Yes. Wipe the floor, wipe the rim, wipe the wall.... 1 Quote
Slender Man Posted July 29 Posted July 29 My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work. I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn't like it. 1 Quote
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