upyourass Posted February 24 Posted February 24 7 hours ago, Brit Guy said: he left her for someone else Which could easily happen ▼ when he finally realizes that she bring absolutely nothing to the table (except some expired udders). 1 2
blue is the colour Posted February 24 Posted February 24 15 hours ago, Brit Guy said: Linda just woke up in a panic and reached over to T Boner 3 times so she turned around and went back to sleep. Must have been dreaming he left her for someone else. Perhaps it was Up Your Ass 🤔 2
upyourass Posted February 24 Posted February 24 2 hours ago, blue is the colour said: Perhaps it was Up Your Ass 🤔 That just might be, I am a very attractive guy! 3
Brit Guy Posted February 24 Posted February 24 In bed early as expected, Linda CHEWING some gum AGAIN and showi8g her little beaver for 'likes' us Linda lovers comments. Sleep well Linda when you decide the give the pillow some head. Remember to spit out the gum, no choking please, thanks.
Brit Guy Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Lights out and time to give the pillow some head for the next 10 hours after a real tough day looking after T Boner who must be feeling unwell having been in bed most of the day. Of course Linda joined him for a few hours mid afternoon...just where she likes it...being in bed.
upyourass Posted February 25 Posted February 25 13 hours ago, Brit Guy said: T Boner who must be feeling unwell having been in bed most of the day. The guy is constantly overworked (also due to the wrong jobs like rapping and breakdancing) for years now. Desperately trying to build a life for him and his lazy wife, who doesn't seem to care that hubby is slowly destroying himself. Maybe she can glue 2 more flowers today...that might help 1
upyourass Posted February 25 Posted February 25 12:30 PM where could LLInda be? a: in the kitchen cooking b: in the bathroom cleaning c: in the livingroom mopping the floor d: in the livingroom ironing e: in the bedroom lying on the bed 2
SPYING 1 Posted February 25 Posted February 25 1 minute ago, upyourass said: 4:00 PM where could LLinda (and T) be ? Sleeping 😴 or eating 🤔
upyourass Posted February 25 Posted February 25 1 hour ago, SPYING 1 said: Sleeping 😴 or eating 🤔 The first..dreaming of eating 1
Jonno Posted February 25 Posted February 25 Happy couple on the couch. Seeing who can last longest without saying anything. 😂
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