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2 hours ago, dougiestyle4u said:

Hey, it takes a lot of effort to stay in one position without moving a muscle or an inch. I couldn't do it and even when I sleep I toss and turn and usually grab my cock for fun - haha.

Linda has the "rest mode" down to a science but she better hope rigor mortis doesn't set in. Such a total waste of a luscious body and a person/life for that matter. With all the free time on her hands - even between sleeps - she could masturbate at lest 3 or 4 times a day. Masturbation is better than doing nothing, I would think (just ask Leora, she knows).

Any slower, Linda will be growing moss on her skin just like sloths do due an average daily travel distance of 38 metres. 

Fun fact...Sloths move so slowly they struggle to crawl and even fall over at ground level 🦥 

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27 minutes ago, Brit Guy said:

Any slower, Linda will be growing moss on her skin just like sloths do due an average daily travel distance of 38 metres. 

Fun fact...Sloths move so slowly they struggle to crawl and even fall over at ground level 🦥 

Enjoying being told, are you?

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I suspect the little boys club here enjoyed being told to Fuck Off!

I can hear their collective masturbation thousands of miles away.Season 3 Laughing GIF by The Simpsons

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Linda dressed to thrill in a leotard, now rubbing on some lotion...anti stretch lotion presumably. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Jonno said:

Linda getting ready for a masturbate. 😆

Nah...to much effort...nice try though.

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