Loner-69 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 What is this baseball that you guys speak of,is this some sort of a sport,I've never heard about this baseball before,I only watch basketball or football,I may have to Google search to find out what this baseball thing is about lmaoo!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Let me explain it this way. Amazingly, with my skill, I will be able to tie this back to the original topic of the thread! Watch carefully -- no instant replays allowed. Baseball is a game where a "pitcher" pitches a ball at very high speeds into a "catcher's" mitt. This is important. There is a "batter" in the path, with a very long throbbing bat, who endeavors to hit the ball before it gets into the catchers mit, and hurl the ball out of the park. He then runs to "bases." If the "batter" is lucky, he gets a kiss. We call this "First Base." If he gets all the way to "Second base," He gets to feel out a tit or two. If he's really lucky he gets to put his finger in a taco: "Third Base." If he's really, really lucky, he gets a "Home Run," meaning he found a place to moisten the baseball bat he was born with. This is not a horrible problem with male homosexuals, since they come with both pitching, batting, and catching equipment. It becomes a problem with lesbians, since they only come equipped with fingers for Third Base and no bat for a Home Run. Therefore, the sport of Baseball was Rule 34ed even before Rule 34 was invented for the Internet. You are now educated and fully informed. "Rule #34 - If it exists there IS porn of it." How do you describe a foul ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 ]How do you describe a foul ball? It's just like a hit, but it's in the wrong spot. Better than a strike, in which you miss it entirely. Sometimes a foul ball looks like it's right in the right place; but then it misses. Leads to a lot of groaning and pissed off fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristides hurtado lopez Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 No me explico,el porqué tanta espectativa por éste apartamento,no quieren dar más.....y los otros?...los otros aparte de carla y leora...da tristeza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vkyour Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 What do you think if we cut this apartment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loner-69 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 This is the only apartment I watch on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vkyour Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 This is the only apartment I watch on a regular basis. Yes, I said that to a certain purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loner-69 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 This is the only apartment I watch on a regular basis. Yes, I said that to a certain purpose My girlfriend lives and works in another town about twenty miles from me with her young children,so I only get to see her once or twice a week. RLC is good pastime for me when she is not here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vkyour Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 where do you live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loner-69 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 where do you live Small town,Illinois,USA.But beyond that, because of all the shit that happens on the internet, I do not want to be more precise than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loner-69 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Damn.Apartment down for maintenance again. I'm gone.Need to put money into my girlfriends banking account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyFatboy Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Apparently Carla is lying on her sofa in just a thong in case any of you want to actually see something!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 No me explico,el porqué tanta espectativa por éste apartamento,no quieren dar más.....y los otros?...los otros aparte de carla y leora...da tristeza No te pongas triste, mi amigo. Leora y Carla son amados. Este apartamento está haciendo algo inusual para RLC, por lo que algunas personas son muy interesado en ella en este momento. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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