FUNNY Part #10

[Captain Kangaroo]

6 hours ago, SPYING 1 said:

 

It's ALWAYS THE RICH BASTARDS that are WILLING to give the WORKING CLASSES money away to others BUT NEVER DIPPING INTO THEIR OWN POCKETS FIRST!!!

When are WE ALL Going to fix The Homeless Issues In AMERICA FIRST AND FOREMOST!!

[StnCld316]

Three Incompetent Fools

Can smells a lawsuit coming for these 3. 

Tylenol cause Autism.     

 

 

[SPYING 1]

1 hour ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

It's ALWAYS THE RICH BASTARDS that are WILLING to give the WORKING CLASSES money away to others BUT NEVER DIPPING INTO THEIR OWN POCKETS FIRST!!!

When are WE ALL Going to fix The Homeless Issues In AMERICA FIRST AND FOREMOST!!

 

[Captain Kangaroo]

WELL SOB!!!! I Always thought my problem was was the MERCURY I was told NOT TO play with!! When in ACTUALITY it IS/WAS the MERCURY and TYLENOL my Doctor was dosing me with as a child 🤔🤯Where does the LEAD I was ingesting in my drinking water and paint chips I drank and ate as a young child play into the part of my CHALLENGED MENTAL STATE 🤔 Does this mean the WORLD in a WHOLE is INCORRECT with the EXCEPTION of the US in BANNING the consumption of MSG🤔🤯

WELL HELLS BELLS!!! I could have become a NASA Rocket Scientist, DOCTOR or or or maybe a POLITICIAN had My mother NOT SMOKED AND TAKEN TYLENOL whilst I was a developing fetus in her tummy!! It wasn't till she had 4 kids to deal with that she started to drink 🤔🤣 So that is NOT the cause!! I suppose I should STOP blaming my oldest sister for dropping me on my head when I was 1 week old(true story) 🙄🤪

AND, and NOW I CAN'T go to Subway and get a foot long with out being charged with possession of a DEADLY WEAPON!!! WTF am I going to have for lunch NOW???

[Captain Kangaroo]

4 hours ago, SPYING 1 said:

 

Sir, I give you an UP VOTE on this because I am not allowed to click on each one to relate to how I feel after watching and listening to this 🤣🤣🤣 MEGYN 🥰🥰🥰

[TBG 150]

7 hours ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

WELL SOB!!!! I Always thought my problem was was the MERCURY I was told NOT TO play with!! When in ACTUALITY it IS/WAS the MERCURY and TYLENOL my Doctor was dosing me with as a child 🤔🤯Where does the LEAD I was ingesting in my drinking water and paint chips I drank and ate as a young child play into the part of my CHALLENGED MENTAL STATE 🤔 Does this mean the WORLD in a WHOLE is INCORRECT with the EXCEPTION of the US in BANNING the consumption of MSG🤔🤯

WELL HELLS BELLS!!! I could have become a NASA Rocket Scientist, DOCTOR or or or maybe a POLITICIAN had My mother NOT SMOKED AND TAKEN TYLENOL whilst I was a developing fetus in her tummy!! It wasn't till she had 4 kids to deal with that she started to drink 🤔🤣 So that is NOT the cause!! I suppose I should STOP blaming my oldest sister for dropping me on my head when I was 1 week old(true story) 🙄🤪

AND, and NOW I CAN'T go to Subway and get a foot long with out being charged with possession of a DEADLY WEAPON!!! WTF am I going to have for lunch NOW???

You, sir, are showing your age. First with your handle. Not too many here would remember the Captain. Sitting right in front of that huge RCA CRT TV with mom complaining in the background that I'll get radiation poisoning from it. She never said anything about the Mercury that we played with in science class, or the chips of paint I would chew on like a teething animal chews on a stick of wood. But she sure would chew me out for riding my bike behind the mosquito killing fog truck with my friends. That stuff smelled good.

Mental state? Oh hell yeah I'm mental, I'm here aren't I? You can't get much sicker than that. You would think these people all with the same mental state would get along with each other instead of fighting over some hag walking around naked on a computer screen. I wasn't even allowed to eat Chinese food because supposedly it was loaded with MSG. I love Chinky food. It's a lot better than the processed garbage you get from the FDA. I also miss Alina. 

Where are we now, I got side tracked. 🤔 Oh yeah, getting dropped on our heads when we were babies. My older sis did that to me too. Plus, I built a ramp and tried to ride my trike up it thinking I could launch myself into space. All I really did was flip over backward and crack my skull open and getting 4 stitches in it.  

I can't blame the parents, neither smoked or really drank any alcohol except for the occasional beer with a burger. 

I think in my 67 years, I only ate or partially ate one Subway sandwich. It was gross and I threw it away. Or did I throw it at the person that said they were good, IDK! 😄

But here I am, still kicking along after doing all of the things I was told would kill me. I'm probably going to be stuck on this festering planet for another 20 years unless one of these tyrants blows it all up. So, let's have fun, break out your favorite adult beverage and a coupla joints and kick back and laugh.

[Captain Kangaroo]

1 hour ago, TBG 150 said:

You, sir, are showing your age. First with your handle. Not too many here would remember the Captain. Sitting right in front of that huge RCA CRT TV with mom complaining in the background that I'll get radiation poisoning from it. She never said anything about the Mercury that we played with in science class, or the chips of paint I would chew on like a teething animal chews on a stick of wood. But she sure would chew me out for riding my bike behind the mosquito killing fog truck with my friends. That stuff smelled good.

Mental state? Oh hell yeah I'm mental, I'm here aren't I? You can't get much sicker than that. You would think these people all with the same mental state would get along with each other instead of fighting over some hag walking around naked on a computer screen. I wasn't even allowed to eat Chinese food because supposedly it was loaded with MSG. I love Chinky food. It's a lot better than the processed garbage you get from the FDA. I also miss Alina. 

Where are we now, I got side tracked. 🤔 Oh yeah, getting dropped on our heads when we were babies. My older sis did that to me too. Plus, I built a ramp and tried to ride my trike up it thinking I could launch myself into space. All I really did was flip over backward and crack my skull open and getting 4 stitches in it.  

I can't blame the parents, neither smoked or really drank any alcohol except for the occasional beer with a burger. 

I think in my 67 years, I only ate or partially ate one Subway sandwich. It was gross and I threw it away. Or did I throw it at the person that said they were good, IDK! 😄

But here I am, still kicking along after doing all of the things I was told would kill me. I'm probably going to be stuck on this festering planet for another 20 years unless one of these tyrants blows it all up. So, let's have fun, break out your favorite adult beverage and a coupla joints and kick back and laugh.

DAMN, I am Jealous!!! 🤣 You had an RCA to view, where as I had to try and watch a POS Magnavox that worked like most of the participants of RLC 🙄 Work 1 week, vacation for 8. I heard the same thing about radiation poisoning from setting to close to the TV. Along with Your Gonna Go Cross Eyed Or Blind Sitting That Close 👓

It sounds to me that Our parents were molded from the same clay pots and we were chiseled from the same quarry stone. I have heard of and about the mosquito fog trucks but never experienced one where I grew up in the Mid West. I did however run amuck through the field behind our house AFTER the farmer(my uncle at times)(another truth) had just sprayed round up or other pesticides. Poss. cause for the cancer I fight these days 🤔

I am often surprised at how so many bicker on here about the participants. Some Just can not accept the fact that a 304 is still a 304 NO MATTER how much lip stick you put on the Pig!! Some are WAY OVER THE TOP CRAZY with their post informing us of EVERY MOVE their favorite 304 makes 🙄 She is still a WORKING WOMAN trying to SELL HER COOKIES for the highest over inflated price!! Teaching of this practice starts at a VERY EARLY AGE!! Ever heard of the Brownies and Girl Scouts 😲🤣

Okay where were we 🤔 Never ate or tried real Chinky food until I was in my mid 30s because my mom always forced to eat that SHIT that came in the can back when I was growing up. Either eat it or go to bed HUNGRY!! There are starving children in some GOD FORSAKEN place that to this day doesn't exist!! I LOVE Chinese food now!! Learned at an early age that every item given to us had multiple purposes. Belt=hold your pants up=beat ass when nawty. Ping pong Paddle=play table tennis=beat ass when nawty. Hair Brush=brushed hair=beat ass when nawty You get the point. No blame to or on my parents. They KNEW how to keep us IN LINE!! Unlike the POS brats these days 😲

LMFAO--I just had 10 stitches removed from my head yesterday. I have probably had at least a 100 of them through the years. Nurse WTF removed them for me said that she Has Never had any 🤔I named her Nurse WTF because she said WTF to me when she was prepping me for the removal of some skin cancer last week!! 😆

I Pity ANYONE I toss my Subway at 😁The burns they suffer will be greater then the thud they will feel from impact 🤣Always a Hot meatball sub with jalapenos and pepper jack cheese 🌶️🔥Plus I will never go tossing a sandwich that cost like 20$ freaking dollars these days. Remember the starving KID is me these days!! Thanks Biden you stupid old bastard!! Oh yeah lets not forget the cry baby MFs that feel they are worth 30$ an hour to assemble that fucking thing!!

Well here I go working on my 59th year rapidly approaching still kicking and screaming GET OFF MY LAWN!! As I reach for another beer from my cooler and light up another Marlboro Red with my Zippo lighter. Or Is it my 1911 Colt thats in my jacket pocket 🤔 Ya wanna roll the 🎲on that one 😁Or perhaps there is a Giggle stick in there these days🤔I Swear, I Don't Inhale!!

 

[TBG 150]

Excellent!!! I was just about to think it was my brother I was chatting with until you mentioned that you hated Bidumb and were only 59. My brother loved the old bastard, but was a year older than I. Sadly passed coming up on 3 years. 

Had the skin cancer cut off of my chest a few months back. I'm a sun worshiper and have been known to get on the raft in the pool and pass out/take a nap, after having a few. Of what is anyone's guess. I like it all.

If I didn't lay around in the pool, I'd be out front yelling at people to slow down and get off my lawn. 5 minutes later they come back in a drive-by.

Anything else to be discussed will have to be in Rants and Flames, because I'm sure the kiddies will want to jump in on it. Once drugs, politics and pussy is mentioned everyone wants in on it. They think cool is the newest iPhone that mommy and daddy buys for them. They have no idea what true fun is or how to do it. 

Can you even imagine that they think beating up your best buddy watching a girl/boy/??/whatever doing the same thing on an Internet screen is fun? Fun was picking up as many as you could at the bar on any given night and getting them out to your van, a few lines and banging them for all they're worth. If this van is arockin, don't come aknockin. NEXT!!! If you could dance and had an 8 ball, you had your choice of the crowd. Miami clubs were the hottest back then.

[Captain Kangaroo]

34 minutes ago, TBG 150 said:

Excellent!!! I was just about to think it was my brother I was chatting with until you mentioned that you hated Bidumb and were only 59. My brother loved the old bastard, but was a year older than I. Sadly passed coming up on 3 years. 

Had the skin cancer cut off of my chest a few months back. I'm a sun worshiper and have been known to get on the raft in the pool and pass out/take a nap, after having a few. Of what is anyone's guess. I like it all.

If I didn't lay around in the pool, I'd be out front yelling at people to slow down and get off my lawn. 5 minutes later they come back in a drive-by.

Anything else to be discussed will have to be in Rants and Flames, because I'm sure the kiddies will want to jump in on it. Once drugs, politics and pussy is mentioned everyone wants in on it. They think cool is the newest iPhone that mommy and daddy buys for them. They have no idea what true fun is or how to do it. 

Can you even imagine that they think beating up your best buddy watching a girl/boy/??/whatever doing the same thing on an Internet screen is fun? Fun was picking up as many as you could at the bar on any given night and getting them out to your van, a few lines and banging them for all they're worth. If this van is arockin, don't come aknockin. NEXT!!! If you could dance and had an 8 ball, you had your choice of the crowd. Miami clubs were the hottest back then.

LOL  The responses I could lay down to what you just said will surly get me placed in a TIME OUT CELL 🤣 If not a perm. ban!! Will need to take it private in DM format 🤣🤣

[TBG 150]

Our conversation is mild compared to many that I have read on this site. 

I wouldn't be the one to put you there. I'm here to have fun, not argue and make enemies.

[Captain Kangaroo]

2 minutes ago, TBG 150 said:

Our conversation is mild compared to many that I have read on this site. 

I wouldn't be the one to put you there. I'm here to have fun, not argue and make enemies.

Very Valid Point 🤣

Sorry to hear of your brother's passing. My oldest sister passed 14 months after our father did.

I as well am a Sun Bunny/Worshiper. To many MARCO POLO games to list that I have slept through while floating in my pool. Best adult floating times were always down one of our states lazy rivers though 😁  Ya know, the sort of Jack n Dianne song stuff 🤣The REALLY GREAT Pool times began after dark and the kiddos were home and in bed whilst WE adults carried on through the night. DAMN SHIT always got weird when I was given VODKA 😬😁

Yes I have been known to yell at the fucking assholes that treat my street(same one I played night football in whilst growing up) like their personal race track. Don't You Dare try a drive by at my house. I will pull IRON!!! People think ARs are mean, they don't know what I own !! Guns don't kill people, Stupid people kill those that don't deserve to die!! Those that deserve to are then locked in a cage fed and coddled by the legal system and costing us a FORTUNE!! 

I CAN NOT COMMENT TO THIS LINE--Can you even imagine that they think beating up your best buddy watching a girl/boy/??/whatever doing the same thing on an Internet screen is fun==I WILL GET BANNED 🤣

THIS ONE--If this van is arockin, don't come aknockin==A sticker on the side of my skate case back in the day 🤣

FUCK THAT DEPENDS WEARING  "LETS GO BRANDON"  JB   Just shows how stupid many in AMERICA truly are. No I am Not a Trumpster either!!

[TBG 150]

For those not knowing...No, I didn't reincarnate as Capt. Kangaroo, but DAMN, do we think like twins.

BTW. Tito's is my drink of choice. Hairy red weed too!