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Posted
4 minutes ago, WhatdidIjustwatch said:

I do hope its a go f yourself letter, but come on, over the past month she calls and he comes running.

He just can’t say no to a used , unwashed clam. 
disgusted smell GIF

Posted
1 hour ago, StnCld316 said:

Maybe it was his belated letter to Santa.  :biggrin:

Dear Santa,

I hope this correspondence finds you well and in good health for the holidays, and that your beard is forever flowing brightly in the wind. 

Can you please make Elli love me again? I have been a good simp for weeks now, but she still goes out all the time to have sexual relations with other men. One of them is even homeless. Santa, I don't know what else to do. Please help. It is my only wish for christmas this year. 

PS: I'm sorry. I know christmas was a few days ago, but I was very busy simping for Elli and had no time to write my yearly letter to you. 

Say hi to Prancer for me. He is my favourite(Don't tell Rudolph I said that). Also don't tell Elli. She will ask if Prancer is a guy and if she can get his number. 

 

Best regards,

Ellis Simp Representative

Sayn

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Tabman said:

Dear Santa,

I hope this correspondence finds you well and in good health for the holidays, and that your beard is forever flowing brightly in the wind. 

Can you please make Elli love me again? I have been a good simp for weeks now, but she still goes out all the time to have sexual relations with other men. One of them is even homeless. Santa, I don't know what else to do. Please help. It is my only wish for christmas this year. 

PS: I'm sorry. I know christmas was a few days ago, but I was very busy simping for Elli and had no time to write my yearly letter to you. 

Say hi to Prancer for me. He is my favourite(Don't tell Rudolph I said that). Also don't tell Elli. She will ask if Prancer is a guy and if she can get his number. 

 

Best regards,

Ellis Simp Representative

Sayn

 

Tu as une sacrée imagination, non ?

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Posted
19 minutes ago, WhatdidIjustwatch said:

That is funny, probably was upset because now she can't get prancers number.

Yes.. Afraid that is why she was crying 😞

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