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At last, after months of sleuthing and following up leads around the world I have finally made contact with the elusive Nora aka Nastya aka nastasya aka anastasia aka Mrs Shapoval aka whatever.........yay for me, everyone else a loser with a capital "L"......watch out for my cameo appearance in apartment 5 coming to a laptop near you very soon......

See ya guys........Princess N (aka MC Nasty) awaits at Club Astoria, Barcelona......

...must just brush up on my best Gangam Style moves....."Heeeeeyyyyy Sexy lady!!"

Dream on Van da Man  :D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Aha but mine are UNIQUE......with that special something that I know Nora will lurv......it's a trade secret.....watch and learn.....

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At last, after months of sleuthing and following up leads around the world I have finally made contact with the elusive Nora aka Nastya aka nastasya aka anastasia aka Mrs Shapoval aka whatever.........yay for me, everyone else a loser with a capital "L"......watch out for my cameo appearance in apartment 5 coming to a laptop near you very soon......

See ya guys........Princess N (aka MC Nasty) awaits at Club Astoria, Barcelona......

...must just brush up on my best Gangam Style moves....."Heeeeeyyyyy Sexy lady!!"

Dream on Van da Man  :D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

Gratz... Grandmaster Stalker Status Achieved!

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And before I disappear off to sunny Barcelona, I leave you with my entire collection to browse....have fun and grab what you can while it lasts... ;)

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Make sure you flip us off so everybody gets riled up back here in Loser Land!

na that would be to easy.. most other guests flip the cams to.. gotta do something like give the cam the suck it sign.. or walk around like a monkey (that would b amuseing) :P

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I'll speak to Veronika about getting her back her old job....ha ha ...or become her manager myself....NLModels has got quite a ring to it.....

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But first I'll need to battle the ferocious Captain Kiko.......could be a long struggle....my Special Forces troops (well, the dog!) are already in place checking for security holes......I have the white cats and the fish working behind the scenes as well.....just a matter of time.....and a vivid imagination.....

...but.....I will prevail......!!

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But first I'll need to battle the ferocious Captain Kiko.......could be a long struggle....my Special Forces troops (well, the dog!) are already in place checking for security holes......I have the white cats and the fish working behind the scenes as well.....just a matter of time.....and a vivid imagination.....

...but.....I will prevail......!!

You have marshalled your troops well. Captain Kiko doesn't stand a chance against the mighty force of your Killer Rabbit!

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I have to smuggle the rabbit out of Russia first though......or entice Nora back to Russia with a fake super-modelling job offer....

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I have to smuggle the rabbit out of Russia first though......or entice Nora back to Russia with a fake super-modelling job offer....

No problem. We can contract with Alma & Stephan's bunny in Spain. As long as that stupid visitor's dog didn't eat it and as long as our agents can find it. It should not take much of a Killer Rabbit to frighten Captain Kiko into an immediate surrender...he's an intellectual, not a fighter. (However, his daddy certainly was KGB...)

I might suggest you entice Nora to Las Vegas. She's way beyond clubbing: she needs her own classy big-dollar show. That way she can buy you a giant yacht & you can go anywhere in the world together.

And just remember, your bro's on CamCaps are behind you. Whatever happens, we got your back...

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But first I'll need to battle the ferocious Captain Kiko.......could be a long struggle....my Special Forces troops (well, the dog!) are already in place checking for security holes......I have the white cats and the fish working behind the scenes as well.....just a matter of time.....and a vivid imagination.....

...but.....I will prevail......!!

The Secret Squirrel grapevine suggests you'll need another weapon. Intelligence reports indicate you would be safer if you brought the Mighty Rubber Salmon with you. He is not only trustworthy, but also holds a grudge against Capt. Kiko because Kiko has been seen at the fish market beheading Rubber Salmon's cousins... Can't wait to watch the ultimate Grudge Match while you Spirit your queen away...

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