Girls' Vital Statistics

[BBsq69]

Almost since I was born I have been obsessed with numbers - I even scored 100% in my Number Theory final at university although I've forgotten it all now - so I always wonder about height and breast size. Waist, hip size and weight are a bit beyond me but would any of you care to guess height and breast size of RLC girls present and past.

N.B. With breast size it's combination of band + cup but I read somewhere that really sizes are probably more linear than people think and you just need to add on one point for A up to 6 points for F thus 34A = 32C so think of it that way. Things like double D are really E and double E is really F.

I'll have a go at The Goddess (correct me if I'm wrong) 5'6" and 34C (maybe B)

Of course continental friends may use metres and centimetres.

 

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

Let me help clarify measurement units in a universal form, since there are many systems of measurement used throughout the world and most CC members are not capable of advanced mathematics.

Dinky Tits: (A) = .25 - 1 Mouthfuls, or two shot glasses.

Small Tits: (B) = 1 Mouthful, or small ice-cream bowl.

Average Tits: (C) = 1 - 4 Mouthfulls, or one large coconut shell cut-in-half, on one large cereal bowl.

Ample Tits: (D) = 5 - 8 Mouthfulls, or 1 gallon ice-cream carton.

Astonishing Tits: (D+++++) = 8 - 25 Mouthfulls, or 5 gallon bucket.

Holy Fucking Mother-of-Gawd Tits: (E-Z0) Cannot be measured in Mouthfulls. Measured by the quantity of rope and mountaineering equipment required.

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[BBsq69]

1 minute ago, Foamy T. Squirrel said:

Let me help clarify measurement units in a universal form, since there are many systems of measurement used throughout the world and most CC members are not capable of advanced mathematics.

Dinky Tits: (A) = .25 - 1 Mouthfuls, or two shot glasses.

Small Tits: (B) = 1 Mouthful, or small ice-cream bowl.

Average Tits: (C) = 1 - 4 Mouthfulls, or one large coconut shell cut-in-half, on one large cereal bowl.

Ample Tits: (D) = 5 - 8 Mouthfulls, or 1 gallon ice-cream carton.

Astonishing Tits: (D+++++) = 8 - 25 Mouthfulls, or 5 gallon bucket.

Holy Fucking Mother-of-Gawd Tits: (E-Z0) Cannot be measured in Mouthfulls. Measured by the quantity of rope and mountaineering equipment required.

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The Goddess would certainly qualify as a t least a C under those conditions but D tits are big. Stella might be D but Irma and Danaya probably E (or D+++++ in your book)

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

A lot has to do with the size of the breast in relation to the size of the thorax, too, as well as whether it's fake or natural. Eyes can be deceiving.

Hence, it's like kicking the tires on a car you wish to purchase. Feeling is believing.

[BBsq69]

14 hours ago, Foamy T. Squirrel said:

A lot has to do with the size of the breast in relation to the size of the thorax, too, as well as whether it's fake or natural. Eyes can be deceiving.

Hence, it's like kicking the tires on a car you wish to purchase. Feeling is believing.

Hey I've found that before but a squeeze rather than a kick LOL. Fake breasts can be good as well. I must admit when I encountered my first pair, well the first pair I was sure of, I lost my prejudice against them. That's not to say a lot of boob jobs are just plain wrong.

[KrispyKritter]

I understand the thrill of knowing a woman's breast cup size.   ......but all this comparison of breast size to food size is making me hungry.  It's nice to know sizes of the anatomy. Penis size and breast size.....is all a matter of personal preferences....I prefer a firm C cup ...which usually means a fairly large breast on an average sized woman.....But my 2 cents about breast size is........boobs is boobs. The taste of a nipple is unique as it has a particular flavor unlike no other part of the body. However........they taste even better with a little whipped cream and topped with strawberries.  Got to go shopping now I am out of whipped cream....