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    Jane's husband bought her a world map. He gave her a dart and said, "Where ever it lands, I'm taking you on a two weeks holiday when this pandemic is over." Turns out, they're spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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    An older couple are having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband. "Just think, honey, we've been married 60 years.?" "Yes," he replies. Sixty years ago we were sitting her at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds." "Well," the old woman snickers, "Should we get naked again for old time's sake?" So they strip off their clothes and sit back down at the table. "You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago." "I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!!"
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    Too much Belhaven, Counselor Dave isn't thinking straight. LOL
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    Wouldn't expect too much. Maybe he got Ziagra instead, have to be careful these days. LOL
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    Can sleep much better knowing that. 👍
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    "If" anything does go down, would be hot as fuck.
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    He make a twat of himself again?
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    Just maybe see her and Jennifer in 69 for Christmas (not sure what year yet). LOL
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    Still have faith. Definitely a work in progress. LOL
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    Her and Bradley want to get stuck in, just as much as we (Jennifer especially) want them too. Can't blame them really.
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    Little Blondie is back. Come on Jennifer get stuck in, you know you want too. 👍
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    Nothing but laziness. No surprise really, especially from the Russians/Ukrainians. Surprised they don't just throw them in the bin instead of having to wash them. LOL
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