Slender Man

No lightie, no watchie. LOL Away to help the missus cut the grass.

Could always be worse. A Dippy German for instance. LOL

I noticed her pretty face first as well. 😁

"Some like it hard." Some like it fat more like. LOL

Looks a lot like it. And on another "Vacation" could well be nearing the end for these two.

The other shite don't come close to being on par with these two.

Never too old. Give me old and experienced over young and not a fucking clue any day. LOL

I would do that. Some clothes on as well make you look a little respectable. LOL

Three dogs are in the kennels at the vet. A mutt, a chihuahua, and a lab. "What are you in for? " The mutt asks the chihuahua. "I've been humping the master's leg too much so they sent me here to get fixed." Says the chihuahua. "What about you?" "I knocked up the poodle next door. She's a purebred with papers so the neighbours are suing my family. I'm here to get fixed as well." Replies the mutt. "How about you?" He asks the lab. "Last night after getting undressed my owner dropped an earring. It rolled under her bed. She got down and crawled under to get it, but her hair got stuck. I was really worried about her at first but then all I could think about was how good she looked naked and down on all fours. So I mounted her. She was still stuck and couldn't do anything so I went all the way. " You mean...?" "Yep. I nutted in that bitch like she was the collie down the street." "Wow." Says the mutt. "You almost can't be mad at her for sending you to get fixed." "Oh, I'm not here to get fixed," says the lab. "I'm just here to get my nails clipped."

A wife checked her husband's phone and found these numbers: 1. The tender one 2. The amazing one 3. Lady of my dreams She got angry and called the first one to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which was his sister. When she dialled the third her own phone rang!!! She cried until she could no more because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month's paycheck to make up for her doubts and mistrust. Husband took the money and bought a gift for his mistress who was listed under "Plumber John".

Who said anything about it being Amelie. Ju-Ju is in the Living room.

Giving time they could become the best fuck buddies ever. LOL

Come on Ju-Ju have a play. You might actually enjoy it. LOL

Some guys are just jammy. LOL

Another happy soul in Lord-Ju-Ju land. LOL