Slender Man

Jane's husband bought her a world map. He gave her a dart and said, "Where ever it lands, I'm taking you on a two weeks holiday when this pandemic is over." Turns out, they're spending two weeks behind the fridge.

An older couple are having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband. "Just think, honey, we've been married 60 years.?" "Yes," he replies. Sixty years ago we were sitting her at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds." "Well," the old woman snickers, "Should we get naked again for old time's sake?" So they strip off their clothes and sit back down at the table. "You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago." "I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!!"

Too much Belhaven, Counselor Dave isn't thinking straight. LOL