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Slender Man

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  1. Poor Jasper. He will be heartbroken. LOL
  2. So much to see, so little time.
  3. At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry. I had to act quick To cool down my dick, So I stuck it in my McFlurry. There once was a man named Frazini, Who spilt some gin on his weenie. Not being uncouth He added vermouth, And slipped his gf a Martini.
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