Slender Man

What's in it for me?. LOL

I got a phonecall from a gorgeous ex girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you these days! I'm a bit older and bit balder than you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I would meet the challenge! "Yeah, go on then. Just as long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She again giggled and told me to stop being silly! Teased me saying that she thought tubby men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" She giggled. So I told her to fuck off.

Would have learned all that sort of stuff when he done his courses. Same courses that obviously taught him to hit pipes with a hammer and bend them n place. LOL

What about long, hard but slightly crooked. LOL