Slender Man

Hi Ash. No pic of him nude in any I have found. Must be shy. LOL. Will this do. LOL

There was a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?". The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. Goes over and asks him, "What is a penis?". The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis!" The boy leaves to go and find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl once again asks if he knows what a penis is. He whips his out and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"

Twats were moaning because I had started a new part, and the last one had not been closed. Just my opinion but 50 is more than enough.

Worst cam lookers I've seen for a while but funny to watch tho. LOL

Might get told off again. LOL

This pillock is just trying any old thing and hopefully get it right. If in doubt hit it with a hammer. LOL