Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
All men are not fools, there are still some bachelors.
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of the stuff. It's enough to make a mango crazy.
Only 1% of women can orgasm from breast stimulation alone. If you are one of them, kindly contact me directly.
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.