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Always good seeing a woman in sexy lingerie.
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Harley great view. Nice socks. 🤣
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My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering.... do I keep the letters? I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
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She sucks Paul’s cock. 🤣
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Two ADV riders camping out in a tent. One of them crawls out to pee before bed. Comes back all wet. The other rider asks if it's rainy outside. "No- it's windy!" The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
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Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say, "what the fuck are you doing".
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B1 - General Topic 2024 #2 (February)
Jonno replied to Noldus's topic in B#1 Brooke, Chilli, Savaira (09/16/18)
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That a new position she's in. 🤣
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Stolen from the local garage 🤣. A performing blowjob with ass pointed to the camera. 🤣
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B1 - General Topic 2024 #2 (February)
Jonno replied to Noldus's topic in B#1 Brooke, Chilli, Savaira (09/16/18)
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B1 - General Topic 2024 #2 (February)
Jonno replied to Noldus's topic in B#1 Brooke, Chilli, Savaira (09/16/18)
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What's the best part about Valentine's Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. What's the difference between a £20 steak and a £40 steak? February 14th.
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My driving instructor told me to pull over somewhere safe. After 10 minutes he asked why I hadn't pulled over. I said we are still in Manchester. I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said, ",nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
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B5 - General Topic 2024 #1 (January - March)
Jonno replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 Honny & Demian (06/11/19)
Amalia giving Mr.Pink a ride in the shower. Shame it wasn't longer. -
My girlfriend said, "you act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way." Top causes of Divorce. 4. Finances 3. Infidelity 2. Lack of intimacy 1. Thermostat Wars
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Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started snowing. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in. My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan. How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
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What happens when it's all about putting on a show. Dragging it out to the stage where looks like even they are bored. Violet and Jeff were good to watch.
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I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I would'nt read too much into it. My first job was being a Diesel fitter at a pantyhose factory. As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her."
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My mum use to say "40 is the new 30". Lovely woman... Banned from driving. My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that..
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular. Grocery store flowers on valentine's day. Show someone you care slightly more than not at all.
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B4 - General Topic 2024 #28 (February)
Jonno replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Sara, Karma, Katarina, Vesna (11/11/15)
Wasn't Numi's face that's for sure. 🤣 -
B4 - General Topic 2024 #28 (February)
Jonno replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Sara, Karma, Katarina, Vesna (11/11/15)
Cocks out for the Massi Brigade. 🤣