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  1. Seems me she's trying to program that new laptop, better not doing that when a bit tipsy. 🙂
  2. Good, Olya you look smashing in the cop outfit. 🙂 Come sit on my face and restrain me. 🙂
  3. Olya seems to have a whole new medium, and she's not happy with it. 🤨 Is she reading our comment?
  4. What is it with these girls and local clubs? why they have to bate? I'd have had her up the alley. 🙂 Olya I mean.
  5. Young people, clubs and alcohol do not make a good mix, but they think they are not at risk. It says it on Diane's legs 'die young'. 🤧
  6. Kim, Olya and Diane all tarted up and looking very nicely dressed, left 22:00.
  7. They've got white drawers either side of the bed too like Leora. Shocking!!! lol
  8. It's the old clips make you laugh...
  9. Sometimes the tease is better than the sex, keeps us looking for more, and makes you lot specutaling for more, what might happen next time? Good one Lucian I say. 🙂
  10. If you were not calling Lucian a jammy git earlier on then there is something wrong with you, I for one would love to have 4 girls in a bed, even if it was a tease. 😉
  11. A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either." 🙂
  12. One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.” 🙂
  13. Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?" "I didn't have to," Steve replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' So, Here I am!" 🙂
  14. It's a pity rlc doesn't let still pictures show, there some good caption picture we could use. I could have 5-6 tonight.
  15. Sky news, Covid-19 cases doubled in the last 3 weeks in Catalonia. Lock down coming.
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