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I visited a sperm bank the other day and it had a cafe. Turns out it was first cum first served. 🙂

People even take the piss out of our fav films:

I was watching the TV the other day and during the ad break an advert came on saying press the red button for a documentary on the clitoris. I couldn't find it. 🙂

Nope.

I loved this guy's shows back in the day, best show on tv. Benny Hill.

What are the funniest things you've seen? On video or real life. This sort of thing really tickles me:

And I've not seen A Kim shower ass dance all week. 😞

RLC s been slow to load all day and lagging in time, dare I say it B4 as not been UM for a week. 😉

Sounded like Elettra was giving someone a right good rollocking over the phone just, Kim and Olya pissing themselves laughing.

Shes a right pisser. 🙂

Are you lot taking the piss out of each other? 😄

A father as a deep chat with his son when he turns 13, you know the birds and bees talk. The father says to his son 'there are three kinds of people in the world, dicks, cunts and arseholes'. And the father says 'if you grow up to be any of these be a dick that way you'll get to fuck all the cunts and arseholes is the world'. 🙂

It's like playing poker 😉 we nearly have a full house just missing a Ginger. 🙂

A politician steps on a aeroplane for a short flight and as to sit next to a 9 year old little girl for the flight, as he sits down he ask the little girl about politics and the little girl replies 'can I ask you about poop first?', the politician replies 'yes ok'. So the little girl asks 'when cows poops it's in a pat, when a rabbit poops it's in pallets and when a dog poops it looks like a sausage, why is that?' the politician shrugs and says 'I honestly do not know'. They don't say a word to each other for a while then the politician asks the little girl about politics and the little girl replies 'I can not talk to you about politics when you don't know shit'. 🙂

I young lad goes for an interview for a customer service job at a local store. The store owner gave him a lengthly interview and at the end asked a simple question . Store owner, 'if you had £27 in one trouser pocket and £43 in another trouser pocket what would you have?' The young lad replied 'I'd have somebody elses trousers on'. 🙂

You make it sound as if they're out all the time every single day when they don't really do it all that often.

Well Ok, any music videos that you'd concider hot from any time. 🙂

It's still the same arguement at the moment, rlc can't recruit from Russia or Ukraine. And if they can't recruit from the local people what are they to do? leave beds empty? that'll draw the subs in I don't think so. Until rlc can bring in new recruits they are stuck with what they have. What do you want rlc to do? people smuggle?

Oh bugger it is Saturday, I'll give you that. But they've been offered these places to live and some might say to work in. 😉 Even if it's been for a longer period than we and them expected because of events out of our or their hands.

Twenty somethings going out on a Friday night all nighter. Shocking. 🙂

Come on, no one have one? Here's another of my favs.

I don't know about anyone else but today and yesterday I could have gotten better live feeds from the moon.

Maybe they are all at the old B3 apartment. Just adding to the conspiracies. 🙂

They've got a christmas tree in early this year by the pool. 🙂

That's an idea rlc, a skiing resort chalet, come on rlc I'd like to see this. Make it happen!