HappyChappie

I don't really care what they do off camera as long as the cameras stay on.

Bloody hell, they've lifted the blind on 3.17.

I wonder if Ginger will get a go Lucian's cock, she'd be happy to have a cock that actually gets hard. lol

Alex and Lucian at B4.

“A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit." 🙂

“A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume." So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuck mean?" and dad says "preparing." Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets." The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken.” 🙂

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty. 🙂

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger. 🙂

I'm sure that dildo is trying to escape. lol

New big dildo in the bathroom now.

She finished already? bloody hell that was a quick one. lol

It's a bate by the pool. lol

Ginger is in the pool now. With the rest of them out which room will she bate in?

Good one. 😉

These two couples seemed to get along a few weeks back and now looks like they will not spent time together in the same apartment. What happened?

I heard Ellecta having a barnie on the phone the other day and not seen her bf since. Split?

Irma and Bab Irma and Babi are fast asleep in B1 and I don't see Ginger there either.

Come on B4 two weekends and no party? When was the last party?

Fiora of home?

Where as Ginger gone? I haven't see her since exercises in the lr yesterday was it?

Dave is sitting at a bar, his friend Jeff comes up to him and asks ‘why are you looking so down?’ Dave says ‘Well, you know that woman at my office that I get an erection over even just thinking about her, I finally got the courage to ask her out’ Jeff asks ‘That’s awesome, what happened?’ Dave says ‘Before the date, I was nervous about getting a hard on in front of her so I taped my penis to my leg so even if I got a boner, she wouldn’t see it’ Jeff asks ‘Good thinking, what happened next?’ Dave says ‘I knocked on her door and she looks absolutely amazing, like proper gorgeous’ Jeff asks ‘Niiiice. And?’ Dave says ‘I kicked her in the face' 🙂

If rlc could have gotten new faces whether new or repeats they would have done by now. They can not bring in from abroad and they don't seem to be able to recruit locally, rlc need these current girls in Barcelona at the moment to keep things ticking over. In fact if I was one of those girls I'd be asking for more money.

Anyone else follow this girl on youtube? Worth a watch with good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31awLy7Xvg8&list=RDPb9M_k0SM-4&index=5

I get the reasoning in wanting new tenents, but for those who have being living under a rock on Mars there's a global pandemic at the moment, whether you believe it or not. Yea these girls look like they don't give a shit but they do. They too are human, they too may have family they are worried about. Do you think about that? or are they as some people say 'just porn stars'. I don't think so, they have feelings too. P.S. And as for the current girls they are all good looking as far as I'm concerned. 😉

I'm just gonna put it out there, I think Kim is gorgeous. 🙂