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HappyChappie

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  1. Irma and Bab Irma and Babi are fast asleep in B1 and I don't see Ginger there either.
  2. Come on B4 two weekends and no party? When was the last party?
  3. Where as Ginger gone? I haven't see her since exercises in the lr yesterday was it?
  4. Dave is sitting at a bar, his friend Jeff comes up to him and asks ‘why are you looking so down?’ Dave says ‘Well, you know that woman at my office that I get an erection over even just thinking about her, I finally got the courage to ask her out’ Jeff asks ‘That’s awesome, what happened?’ Dave says ‘Before the date, I was nervous about getting a hard on in front of her so I taped my penis to my leg so even if I got a boner, she wouldn’t see it’ Jeff asks ‘Good thinking, what happened next?’ Dave says ‘I knocked on her door and she looks absolutely amazing, like proper gorgeous’ Jeff asks ‘Niiiice. And?’ Dave says ‘I kicked her in the face' 🙂
  5. If rlc could have gotten new faces whether new or repeats they would have done by now. They can not bring in from abroad and they don't seem to be able to recruit locally, rlc need these current girls in Barcelona at the moment to keep things ticking over. In fact if I was one of those girls I'd be asking for more money.
  6. Anyone else follow this girl on youtube? Worth a watch with good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31awLy7Xvg8&list=RDPb9M_k0SM-4&index=5
  7. I get the reasoning in wanting new tenents, but for those who have being living under a rock on Mars there's a global pandemic at the moment, whether you believe it or not. Yea these girls look like they don't give a shit but they do. They too are human, they too may have family they are worried about. Do you think about that? or are they as some people say 'just porn stars'. I don't think so, they have feelings too. P.S. And as for the current girls they are all good looking as far as I'm concerned. 😉
  8. I'm just gonna put it out there, I think Kim is gorgeous. 🙂
  9. I visited a sperm bank the other day and it had a cafe. Turns out it was first cum first served. 🙂
  10. People even take the piss out of our fav films:
  11. I was watching the TV the other day and during the ad break an advert came on saying press the red button for a documentary on the clitoris. I couldn't find it. 🙂
  12. I loved this guy's shows back in the day, best show on tv. Benny Hill.
  13. What are the funniest things you've seen? On video or real life. This sort of thing really tickles me:
  14. And I've not seen A Kim shower ass dance all week. 😞
  15. RLC s been slow to load all day and lagging in time, dare I say it B4 as not been UM for a week. 😉
  16. Sounded like Elettra was giving someone a right good rollocking over the phone just, Kim and Olya pissing themselves laughing.
  17. Shes a right pisser. 🙂
  18. Are you lot taking the piss out of each other? 😄
  19. A father as a deep chat with his son when he turns 13, you know the birds and bees talk. The father says to his son 'there are three kinds of people in the world, dicks, cunts and arseholes'. And the father says 'if you grow up to be any of these be a dick that way you'll get to fuck all the cunts and arseholes is the world'. 🙂
  20. It's like playing poker 😉 we nearly have a full house just missing a Ginger. 🙂
  21. A politician steps on a aeroplane for a short flight and as to sit next to a 9 year old little girl for the flight, as he sits down he ask the little girl about politics and the little girl replies 'can I ask you about poop first?', the politician replies 'yes ok'. So the little girl asks 'when cows poops it's in a pat, when a rabbit poops it's in pallets and when a dog poops it looks like a sausage, why is that?' the politician shrugs and says 'I honestly do not know'. They don't say a word to each other for a while then the politician asks the little girl about politics and the little girl replies 'I can not talk to you about politics when you don't know shit'. 🙂
  22. I young lad goes for an interview for a customer service job at a local store. The store owner gave him a lengthly interview and at the end asked a simple question . Store owner, 'if you had £27 in one trouser pocket and £43 in another trouser pocket what would you have?' The young lad replied 'I'd have somebody elses trousers on'. 🙂
  23. You make it sound as if they're out all the time every single day when they don't really do it all that often.
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