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It is not unusual for her to give the apartment a thorough clean twice each week.

Who you got in mind Robert, Mick Dundee, or Dame Edna Everage ?

Guys Guys !! "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" as the old saying goes, If I hadn't got it and someone made it available, I would take it whichever way it was presented, I would always be able to fast forward to the start. Always be grateful for small mercies.

Heavens forbid he should ever think to do that, that would involve thinking of someone else's feelings apart from his own.

Are you trying to say something Robert?

Here's wishing all my American friends a Happy Independence Day. Enjoy!

That's all you do have bitch, a puppies bark,and an over active and conspiratorial imagination, As you have been told repeatedly, " Put up or shut up " , Maybe the other members of this forum might also be wondering why you are so full of piss and importance, with nothing to substantiate your wild claims but hot air. I will say this one last time.....I had NOTHING to do with a certain member of RLC closing a CamCaps account, Myself and some other members of this forum do know who is allegedly responsible.... so fill your boots slug.....let us all know. you will never get a better opportunity. Produce the facts or retract your accusations. That's what adults do.

Keep yapping bitch ! that's all you are capable off.

Yup, swallowed the bait, hook, line and sinker. Poor neutered runt !! As you are without doubt the master of prevarication, you have proved in the past that you are expert on this subject, and have obviously greater knowledge about it than I, Gotta be difficult with no balls, no guts and no teeth to bite with, and being the runt of the litter, I am beginning to feel sorry for you, with all those mistakes you keep making.....What with getting facts mixed up with fiction, then seeing a girl go out in summer clothes and announcing to everyone that its too cold to sunbathe, because you couldn't tell the difference between Centigrade and Fahrenheit, I just might take you under my wing and make you my bitch, if you behave........Puuuuuurfect for you, I think you would enjoy that. Bye for now bitch, I look forward to hearing you bark for me again later.

" Interruptus " even.

Depends very much on what your old lady woke you up for....

I am still waiting for you to put up,but that won't happen, but as usual, like a child you have to have the last word, OK little puppy, you have bark, but when you mature you might bite, but until then go play with the other little ones, because the grown ups can see right through you. Watch you don't slip on that BS you have produced......have a nice day with the other little one.....Toodles. PS: I will not reply to anything else you write, until you grow some balls and produce something tangible .

You had your chance before, and you couldn't put up little doggy, I think you must be female ,because a man would have the guts to put his money where his mouth is.........Again I tell you, Put up or shut up. Stop barking and be a man and bite...or are you as toothless as you are gutless. We are done

I just love to get you up in your pulpit spewing out your sanctimonious crap.......keep barking little doggy, cause that's all you've got, plenty of bark but no bite.

Paying for RLC premium entitles people to critique if they are so inclined.

I wonder..

The mind boggles......what will people think of next I wonder.

Got to be prepared for the long haul mate.

Have been giving some thought to how far " Leora " has evolved over the years. For the first couple of years her masturbation consisted of purely stimulation of the outer regions of her pussy. Then in August 2015 she first slid her finger inside, which satisfied her curiosity until 9th June 2016 when suddenly a dildo appeared in the wardrobe and then in her hand when bating in the GR, it found its way to her pussy but we didn't see much more of it, perhaps once, for a while. The rest of 2016 passes and then on 8th February this year she surprised everyone with her first venture into anal, although there were a couple of tentative moves with Paul in the GR prior to this date it was not positive. Since that date she has gone from strength to strength, and on 24-February the dildo reappeared and is put to full use quite often...........What I wonder will be her next advancement, because she never stays still for long.....Watch this space, or should I say, watch her on RLC.

Yes she is.

Would you hang around with that dickhead as your only company? Seriously Robert, This girl is dizzy, she runs around most of the time because she leaves things to the last minute.

She was up and gone early this morning, probably the SALES have started in the clothes shops, or she is visiting a friend.Time will tell.

Why the fuck shouldn't you have a little bit of Charlie and his bitch, we have had to look at him for years and put up with his crankiness, he is after all going to be your next King . That's what in-breeding does mate.....And by the way you got him cheap.......60K per ear.......cheap as chips. We pay a fucking fortune to keep these dickheads. Welcome to the club.

"For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother..." Henry V Speech at Agincourt....... ShakespeareFor some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit.Awe Shit married Needeep inshit They had one son, Jack shit.In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.Against her parents' objections, Deep Shit married her cousin Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack shit and Noe Shit divorced.Noe Shit later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shit Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Loda Shit, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Shit.Two of the other six children, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Shit-Happens nuptials.The Shit-Happens children were Dawg shit, Byrd shit, and Hoarse shit. Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Shit.Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit," you can correct them.

I think judging by your humour, you must have some English blood in you somewhere.