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jimbo4

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  1. Paying for RLC premium entitles people to critique if they are so inclined.
  2. The mind boggles......what will people think of next I wonder.
  3. Got to be prepared for the long haul mate.
  4. Have been giving some thought to how far " Leora " has evolved over the years. For the first couple of years her masturbation consisted of purely stimulation of the outer regions of her pussy. Then in August 2015 she first slid her finger inside, which satisfied her curiosity until 9th June 2016 when suddenly a dildo appeared in the wardrobe and then in her hand when bating in the GR, it found its way to her pussy but we didn't see much more of it, perhaps once, for a while. The rest of 2016 passes and then on 8th February this year she surprised everyone with her first venture into anal, although there were a couple of tentative moves with Paul in the GR prior to this date it was not positive. Since that date she has gone from strength to strength, and on 24-February the dildo reappeared and is put to full use quite often...........What I wonder will be her next advancement, because she never stays still for long.....Watch this space, or should I say, watch her on RLC.
  5. Would you hang around with that dickhead as your only company? Seriously Robert, This girl is dizzy, she runs around most of the time because she leaves things to the last minute.
  6. She was up and gone early this morning, probably the SALES have started in the clothes shops, or she is visiting a friend.Time will tell.
  7. Why the fuck shouldn't you have a little bit of Charlie and his bitch, we have had to look at him for years and put up with his crankiness, he is after all going to be your next King . That's what in-breeding does mate.....And by the way you got him cheap.......60K per ear.......cheap as chips. We pay a fucking fortune to keep these dickheads. Welcome to the club.
  8. "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother..." Henry V Speech at Agincourt....... ShakespeareFor some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit.Awe Shit married Needeep inshit They had one son, Jack shit.In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.Against her parents' objections, Deep Shit married her cousin Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack shit and Noe Shit divorced.Noe Shit later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shit Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Loda Shit, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Shit.Two of the other six children, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Shit-Happens nuptials.The Shit-Happens children were Dawg shit, Byrd shit, and Hoarse shit. Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Shit.Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit," you can correct them.
  9. I think judging by your humour, you must have some English blood in you somewhere.
  10. To quote an old English colloquialism " Shit happens "
  11. I don't imagine she will be in a rush to return today, what could be better for her, she has the great romancer on her arm, a bag full of money,streets packed with shops, nice sunny weather and an almost satisfied pussy......life's good for her at the moment.
  12. I fully understand what you are implying. Sometimes our English sense of humour is not always internationally appreciated.
  13. Well my bushy tailed friend, One has to remember that she is an exibitionist, and he must have known that when they first got together, having said that I think she only does it in the apartment and not outside, so as far as she is concerned there is no degradation in what she does, why should she feel degraded, do you or I or indeed anyone of us who watch her constantly feel that we are degrading ourselves? remember, for every exibitionist there has to be a voyeour .He is not ever in his wildest dreams going to get another girl like her, but she could if she bothered get plenty of guys as good as and probably better than him. What puzzles me is he has very little personality, is immature, moody, borderline ignorant, and occasionally physically and mentally abusive......and that's her choice? Jesus!! are the guys in Russia that bad and horrendous that she has picked him as the best of the bunch. As to him being cuckold, he must like it or he wouldn't put up with it......You may vehemently disagree with me with what I am about to say, but, sometimes I am not sure that he is completely at ease with his sexuality....just a thought. PS,. What a fucking nightmare, could you imagine a child created by his genes, horrendous thought.
  14. I think you are going too deep Foamy, I just keep it simple, The man's a dipshit, engineer yes, but although she is sometimes irrational, she has I think more all round intelligence than he will ever have. But then WTF do I know? I do know that like now, when he is not around, she is at ease and relaxed.....that's all I care about
  15. I don't think it's the lack of sex as much as he doesn't seem to bother about her satisfaction, only his, there is never much foreplay just a matter of wham bang thank you ma'am . The rest is about his general demeanor, she is polished and could be taken anywhere, whilst he you wouldn't invite in the first place. He really in all honesty brings very little to the table. And he just seems to control her more now than he used to. IMHO.
  16. She is probably scared of being alone....can't think of any other reason. Only a mother could love him.
  17. This guy is like a leach. he sucks the life blood out of her, he has been doing it for so long now she probably doesn't realise it anymore. It seems like she always has to be on her guard when he is around, in case she says or does the wrong thing that will get him angry. I am not saying she is an angel without any faults, far from it, but she never deserves the lack of respect he shows her. He will not realise just how lucky he is, until one day he might wake up and she will be gone....then he might realise, although he is that arrogant he would blame her.
  18. As you state, he does in my mind have a greater influence on her than she on him, I also think that she is far more intelligent than he is, which is why I cannot understand their relationship. She on one hand is naturally a girl with a happy disposition, with a keen sense of humour and a willingness to help people or animals less fortunate than herself, I believe she had a hard childhood, and learned to overcome anything that was thrown at her from an early age, she has certainly grown into a wonderful woman, full of compassion and tenderness, which she shares, without looking for reward. He on the other hand gives the impression of being a spoiled mummies boy, still very immature and arrogant,who unlike her has the manners and social graces of a pig, he has no thoughts for other peoples feelings, and will only ever think of his own needs and not anyone else's I therefor have to question her judgment,or, is her self esteem so low that in her mind he is a good catch.....not from the point of view of earning money, or not being a drinker or gambler, but of being an equal in all the emotional aspects of life, It seems the more she gives him the more he will take, she could have done so much better than living with a self centered guy, who has in the past physically and emotionally abused her,as well as checking her personal phone to see who she talks to, and who does not encourage her to have friends. They say that opposites attract, but in this case I have my doubts.
  19. Just to relieve the boredom, I thought I would throw something into the pot to stop peoples fingers cramping up due to lack of action. As always, whenever Mr Romance is home, he brings along his dark cloud of despair and general feeling of apathy, He struts round like a sloth, and apart from constantly sticking his digit up his nasal organ shows little sign of life, or interest toward the beauty by his side.I have seen more life in a corpse. Some of the blame must be laid at her door, as she has allowed him to become what he is. A mummies boy who has always been used to getting his own way, lacking in any social graces whatsoever. and without a trace of consideration for her feelings, which is so evident in their sex life. I say their sex life when in fact her feelings and needs do not matter to him at all, as long as he can relieve himself is all that matters, he would show as much feeling and consideration to a blow-up-doll, or a plank of wood with a hole in it. In fact he seems more attracted to Eva than to " Leora ", He may be academically clever, but without her he is incapable of functioning, she gives him too much kudos, and is forever pampering him and trying to satisfy his every whim. As I mentioned these are the rantings of a bored and pissed off person.......I will go and paint the garden fence, and spend the rest of the day watching the paint dry. much more interesting than watching this apartment at the moment.
  20. The apartment has some issues with the bathroom lights, they have not been operating since they returned from holiday.It doesn't appear to be just the bulb, and a guy visited this morning and looked at it, perhaps he has returned to fix the problem.
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