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Depends which way you view your glass Foamy, Half full or Half empty......

Puuuuuurrrfect !!

Thanks for your observations, I my friend, am one of the furthest people from depression you will ever encounter...I don't have a depressed cell in my body. But I do admire certain aspects and talents of certain people, She happens to be one I refer to, she mostly gets on with her life and is not an out and out window dressing like most of the other girls, who come across as quite soulless ...she on the other hand seems to care about things aside from sex, such as art, needle-craft, animal welfare, and people in general. I think she can be infuriating sometimes, but all in all she is a nice person, and as far as I'm concerned is the best girl I have seen on RLC or anywhere else for that matter. My post was also meant to be a light hearted observation of what I perceive, perhaps wrongly, of how her absence would be affecting a number of people. It wasn't to be taken as a potential suicide letter written during a deep depression on my part....far from it. And please don't be over concerned about my health, its very touching of you, but really quite unnecessary.

In the last two days I, and I would imagine many thousands of guys and girls worldwide have suddenly found themselves with too much time on their hands, solely because a certain lady has for the first time I can remember,decided to take an holiday, yes she has been away for a day maybe two before, but I can't remember her being away for longer. People are doing work around the house, in the garden, or going out to sample the great outdoors for a change, doing things that they have neglected for far too long. AND DON'T WE MISS HER !!.........Imagine what its going to be like when she finally decides one day that she has had enough of all us "perverts" and closes her legs forever to the outside world......WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE !! Imagine that useless prick of a partner, who she should have told to fuck of years ago, getting her all to himself....God the thought is unbearable, him showing her about as much respect as he would show the dog. just using her to empty his cock into once a week and not bothering if she is satisfied or not...the last of the great lovers. She shows him so much affection, and mothers him like a little boy, and he looks at her and uses her like a lump of meat....as someone once said on here, " Why did God give all the nuts to people with no teeth". She deserves better. I, like the majority of folks on here am eagerly awaiting her return, and if while they have been away he has " satisfied " her as much as he usually does, then she should return home aching to relieve herself for our pleasure, as well as hers......that of course is dependent on her not getting a monthly visit from Auntie Flo, Toodles.

You'll do me mate...silly as a bag of bollocks.

Lol. Who is Nicole ?

In the last two days I, and I would imagine many thousands of guys and girls worldwide have suddenly found themselves with too much time on their hands, solely because a certain lady has for the first time I can remember,decided to take an holiday, yes she has been away for a day maybe two before, but I can't remember her being away for longer. People are doing work around the house, in the garden, or going out to sample the great outdoors for a change, doing things that they have neglected for far too long. AND DON'T WE MISS HER !!.........Imagine what its going to be like when she finally decides one day that she has had enough of all us "perverts" and closes her legs forever to the outside world......WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE !! Imagine that useless prick of a partner, who she should have told to fuck of years ago, getting her all to himself....God the thought is unbearable, him showing her about as much respect as he would show the dog. just using her to empty his cock into once a week and not bothering if she is satisfied or not...the last of the great lovers. She shows him so much affection, and mothers him like a little boy, and he looks at her and uses her like a lump of meat....as someone once said on here, " Why did God give all the nuts to people with no teeth". She deserves better. I, like the majority of folks on here am eagerly awaiting her return, and if while they have been away he has " satisfied " her as much as he usually does, then she should return home aching to relieve herself for our pleasure, as well as hers......that of course is dependent on her not getting a monthly visit from Auntie Flo, Toodles.

DILLIGAF. Lol.

For that reward I would have to buy you flowers every day...Lol.

Happy Birthday Little One 18-6-1990 Have a wonderful time,and return in good health.

Yes indeed, The Little One is highly intelligent in many things, she has great knowledge in many scientific and artistic fields, but has shown in the past that sometimes she is sadly lacking in common sense. For an intelligent woman she has done some stupid things, and I refer to her as having a " grasshopper " brain....she jumps from one thing to another without thinking things through sometimes, she will take up a new hobby or interest, ballet dancing, the gymnasium, even friendships I suppose, where she will go full throttle with them at the beginning, only to become bored and disinterested with them rapidly, and rarely does she give things her full commitment, her diet is a classic example, you watch her looking at herself in the mirror and regularly checking her arse to make sure its still looking good, she will invest in the top of the market weighing scales and weigh herself several times each day. only to then go to the kitchen and open a packet of biscuits, cakes, or chocolate bars and stuff two or three down her throat in one sitting.... Every woman's enemy is the dreaded cellulite, but she with all her academic qualifications encourages it to come and attack that beautiful derriere. She used to attempt some exercises at home at one time, visually wonderful for us watching, but she would not do enough of them for a long enough period of time to be effectual. Her intelligence I fear could be her worst enemy, as she thinks she knows best, but invariably doesn't. She would do well to remember when setting out on anything in life the six P's, Perfect Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance. Having said that, I truly hope she has a wonderful vacation, and returns in better health.

And lucky man.

Nothing at all wrong with it Ashley, I am all in favour of it....way to go girl.

I am not really a hard man Robert, its just that sometimes IMHO people take the forum and themselves far too seriously, I sometimes like to interject a little humour or difference of opinion, to keep it from becoming stale.

It still happens all over the world, you buy a woman a diamond or a new dress and she drops her panties as payment ( reward ). nothing changes.

She makes me laugh. she has played the drama queen for the last couple of days, with the over exaggerated facial expressions and feeling her head and taking temperatures, She should look down and check her nether regions to make sure she hasn't grown a pair of bollocks, because she is showing all the symptoms of " man flu ". mild irritation, cough, self sympathy.......If Mr Wonderful asked her if she would like to go shopping for a new outfit, she would be of that couch and out that door with a smile on her face quicker than shit of a shovel.

If all the people who would like to give her a present lined up outside her apartment, the queue would stretch from Krasnoyarsk to Moscow. And all of them wearing loose fitting trousers.

It's her birthday on Sunday 18.06. Nice birthday present..

Don't ask me how I know, but she is going to feed the stray dogs down town.

Why nude beaches?

Strange as it may seem, yes Uber is a possibility, it is certainly active in Krasnoyarsk ...so why not?

It appears that the sarcastic side of your character is equal to your sanctimonious and self righteous side. Not an endearing quality.

Lol!! And I sir don't really care if you do or you don't, You are obviously a person who finds it difficult to accept that possibly, just possibly you could be wrong....I am not saying you are,but just possibly, I on the other hand have no trouble at all admitting my mistakes and apologising if necessary. But then, I have never been self righteous.

My infinite knowledge would tell me that she uses public transport and Taxi's........how would that fit in with the world in general do you think.....please don't tell me that it costs loads of money.....she has loads of money. It is plausible you know, you just have to put away your natural dislike of me and go with an open mind.