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  1. And GIT yer name on the list for a new liver
  2. I don't mind at all. Thank you Do you suppose she has any idea these photos and the video are all over the world, now? It's been discussed whether the tenants have access to the forums or any of the tube sites holding the images now.
  3. PPPPPPPP PORKY PPPPPPPPP P PIG auditions today
  4. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!", says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
  5. Yeah, they have to go all the way to IKEA to replace the fine quality furniture
  6. Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls, so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him. "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside. I'm telling you, you'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the life-guard again and ask him: "What's wrong now?" "Dude!" says the lifeguard: "The potato goes at the front!"
  7. Yeah and 10 minutes after he departs she's all sunshine and rainbows.........maybe she put a pair of her soiled panties in his backpack for him and his army buddies to sniff
  8. The orange shirt is so his guys can see him; the camo pants so the enemy can't see him and the purple sox; just cause he has purple sox; doofus's wear mismatched sox
  9. If she has in fact had hair removal surgery for the purposes of The Leora Show, it's one more thing her 'agent' negotiated for her, (hardly think she or Paul are smart enough to control reallifecam.com); along with the fab apartment, free tv, internet and they both have very nice smartphones.unlimited wardrobe, (You see Paul in rags most of the time), Leora dresses like a queen. She done well to keep the viewers riveted to her narcissistic personality.
  10. Does anyone be me think she looks under the legal age of consent? She looks to be 14 years old.
  11. Someone said it's called, ARE you ready for this, "GOLDDIGGERS"
  12. I wonder if his gay buddies are aware of how he treats women and if they'd kick his ass for it. I know if any of my friends treated his SO like that, there'd be hell to pay. AND they have, dearly.
  13. (The Image Content is no longer accessible and has been removed). Anyone see the beginning of this?
  14. I was wondering what happened to all the bean bag chairs from the U.S. RLC snatched them all up for their project.
  15. Whatever they fight about, you can tell Sabrina always brings up the point that she is the one that cleans the apartment.
  16. It's called Henna; very accurate, same as drawing a picture. It's done by hand, it's also the fake tattoos Leora had on her side and right forearm. They wash off with baby oil or mineral oil. They can also be very dangerous when applied improperly.
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