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Looks like Candela in the black wig...
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It looks like her gay friend she goes out dancing with sometimes...
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Dancing around and cleaning topless in the kitchen...
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It looks like she's in a good mood today...
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A guy went out duck hunting and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local, to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your male organ which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Symphony Orchestra. . She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.
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B5 General Topic 2022 #10 (April / May)
tle replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 Lunette & Ada, Gelia (06/11/19)
I'm sure some have good legitimate reasons for leaving and the death of a family member would certainly be a legitimate reason for a trip away... -
B5 General Topic 2022 #10 (April / May)
tle replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 Lunette & Ada, Gelia (06/11/19)
You gotta love it when folks on vacation go on vacation.... -
and clothes neatly folded on Martina's bed...
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Taco seems to be in a good mood today...
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We did actually see her come home drunk and disheveled and tell Alberto about it... So there is some on camera confirmation of that event...
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I think this cycle has worn our girl down some...
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Leora is very erotic… The way she moves are the most feminine of any other RLC participant… None of the other girls move and have the feminine body language of Leora and a lot of men are attracted by that...
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She's also kissed Candela on camera but not with the same lust she shared with Nelly in their kisses...
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Yes, she's a very lonely woman... But that's by her own choice....
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Nobody can clean an apartment like Leora....
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he's learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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I hope she's feeling better soon.
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She's had one before that caused her a lot of pain and discomfort for several days... It also seemed to wear her out and she stayed in bed more than normal... But after the normal period had elapsed she was fine again...
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Yep. Flo comes around to visit pretty often...
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You are absolutely correct @JenniferMom. The brain is the biggest sex organ.. Got to get that imagination and fantasies working... Alberto needs to find a fireman's or police uniform and get Martina a nurse outfit... Play those games.. Have some fun...
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I think, in general, for most women fucking is just foreplay... I'm sure they enjoy the sensation but I don't think that many really get off from a dick sliding in and out of them.... They need some clitoral stimulation for that...
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If he's going to get her off he's going to have to use his tongue and his fingers... His dick's not going to do the job... I don't think any dick could finish the job for her... I think that's why she's not fooling around with any other men... She needs some oral action for satisfaction...
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I'm wondering if Martina will take Taco with her on her upcoming trip or will she leave him behind for Alberto/Candela to look after? It's going to be a little more difficult for Alberto now with his job...
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B4 - General Topic 2022 #46 (May)
tle replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Neytiri, Nani, Dana, Zara, Liora, Roxa (11/11/15)
and Bogdan's left picking up the mess... -
Esmi's a pretty girl but she needs to smile some...
