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Congratulations Real Madrid!

They were running around barefoot....

I also notice there is no elevator in this villa... You gotta take the stairs...

Now washing her feet.. They had a dirty foot party tonight...

I guess the official morning for Blackie is over. Martina moved her chair into his spot...

It looks like Alberto and Candela have called it a night...

I think one of the girls is getting a 5 o'clock shadow...

Oh yeah.. This is different alright...

Well, all you folks that's been wondering what Martina's been up to on Friday and Saturday nights.... Here ya go....

I think Taco's wondering what the hell's going on....

It did look good on her.. But she'd probably still look beautiful bald....

Me and Taco are confused... Taco's trying to sniff the guy in drag but comes up with balls instead of pussy....

Maybe it is Candela...🤣

I'm confused.. Some of the costumes are too good... I can't tell...

Nope.. Not Candela....

Maybe not... 🤣

Maybe not...

Alberto as Jack Sparrow....

Looks like Candela in the black wig...

It looks like her gay friend she goes out dancing with sometimes...

Dancing around and cleaning topless in the kitchen...

It looks like she's in a good mood today...

A guy went out duck hunting and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local, to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your male organ which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Symphony Orchestra. . She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.

I'm sure some have good legitimate reasons for leaving and the death of a family member would certainly be a legitimate reason for a trip away...

You gotta love it when folks on vacation go on vacation....