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2 years 4 months 29 days.... 880 days.... She had to be horny....

She's going to tease him till his balls fall off and then she's going to pin them to her headboard for a trophy...

That was the first online fuck for Leora in how long? Congratulations Leora!

He'll probably be wearing something else pink soon...

I'm happy for Leora.. It's a great reunion....

Oh that's so nasty! I love it!

Maybe she just needs a rubdown...

I think Martina needs a fuck...

A young guy from North Carolina moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Carolina." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. “That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Carolina, but you're not in the mountains anymore, son." The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?" The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65". The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.

I'd rather see Kristy and Alana in the suite in B4 than Monica and Amira... They should swap apartments and beds...

Gina could wear just about any guy out....

I think Holly's enjoying this.... I know Thor is...

Martina looks sexy without her cap...

Young, dumb and full of cum.. She's got him eating out of her hand...

Martina looks sexy with her cap on...

She's playing him....

Even Sampson should realize by now that he's not tapping that....

It looks like some genuine chemistry between the two...

I think sleep is going to visit her...

Got the landing strip looking good...

I don't think she's had an infection... She was using a normal panty liner this morning...

I loved Holly's heart shape nipple tan lines... Those were super sexy....

That dog reminds me of my dog.. He'll fuck anything... 🤣

Too much girl on girl stuff here on RLC for you?

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It’s almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says: "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man." The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on, very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says: "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says: "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."