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Hookah's done. Let's run out to the balcony for a smoke.

That water bottle is bigger than Belle!

Dude just sits there on his phone while she ride him.

Sex now. LR

The usual Irma stuff. Dancing naked and playing with her titties.

Goddamnit Irma!

Nope. they should take a break and look at phones.

Meanwhile, Polya is in the kitchen eating shrimps.

Ooh Baby.. Swap those jewels.. That's it, Right there.

damn. Narrate for me. I'm too cheap to buy an account.

Ah. Garter Belt in North American English. Suspenders (plural) in UK English. In N.A. Suspenders are those straps that go over your shoulders and clip onto your pants to hold them up.

Not sure I know what you mean.

You ever had real Serrano Ham? It's an erotic experience unto itself.

That's right baby, take it all!

Half naked girls eating Serrano Ham. THAT IS MY NEW FETISH!

We need to put a stop to this sort of thing!

I was actually paraphrasing the opening credits from "Monty Python and The Holy Grail"

No, Really! A moose once violated my sister...

Not going to happen. All the sensuality has been drained from this apartment.

Jesus dude! I kiss my mom more passionately than that!

He makes Paul look like a genuine Lothario.

I think it's more his problem than hers.

Elisa needs to get out and bring home a nice Spanish boy and have REALLY LOUD sex with him to wake this apartment up.

Well, he absolutely refuses to even acknowledge her existence. I don't see a problem here.

If she wanted to be excluded, she could have taken her salad up to her room. She's trying to make herself available.