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getty5437

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  1. It is astounding how much weight Sayn has gained over the course of his RLC tenure.
  2. Exchange her hair for living snakes so she can be herself.
  3. New Dr. Seuss book: Whorella and her Cuck find a Hobo.
  4. Says the guy who has severe allergies, about to walk in the park.
  5. There's a high probability that these three individuals do not possess intellectual acuity.
  6. Can StnCld banhammer a member, not for breaking the rules, but for simply being a complete and utter moron?
  7. Are Madison's lips real? If not, then she's still very pretty. If so, then another casualty of thinking money buys beauty.
  8. Probably the most "normal" couple ever to grace our inquisitive eyes since RLC's inception.
  9. I may be wrong!?! Where's Brit Guy when you need him... he'll sort it out
  10. Thank you for proving my point. Even a caveman can do it.
  11. Angie was, and is uniquely beautiful, as is Ulyana. Their downfalls were and are, their decisions to alter their breasts. No real men desire fake breasts, and no real women desire to obtain them. Oonga, from Stone Age once cut obsidian below jiggly milk devices, and inserted rocks... make milk device not jiggly and strange. Next thing, Oonga getting pierced with sharp needle and staining skin with colors... doesn't rub off! Oonga passed away, and breast rocks still in ground.
  12. Why on earth would you PERMANENTLY turn your skin into cartoons? The next generation will think leprosy disfigurement is trendy.
  13. Who the hell constantly walks around on their tippy-toes?
  14. Newest Geico commercial: Karma is so easy, even a caveman can do her.
  15. If only Adeline had some tattoos, lip injections, breast implants, and a BBL. Nope, classically beautiful women are good as is!
  16. As someone who doesn't live and breathe this forum, and has a life beyond it, I'll digress.
  17. Karma's BF is quite handsome. He's not creepy, nor going to murder anyone when life doesn't pan out for him. Not awkward, and fun at parties and gatherings. I'm old, heterosexual and male, yet would love nothing more than to spend hours upon hours of his tongue and hands and fingers grossing me out, day and night.
  18. These butt plug gals are gonna have a comeuppance when they get older and hemorrhoids start making them shit sideways and doctors instead of boyfriends are sticking things up their asses.
  19. Pending permission from the hierarchy, I dub thee "Sir Dingleberry". To have cameras installed in your humble abode for only one day; I would pay a king's ransom.
  20. She apparently has an affinity for Britney Spears. Makes sense. She needs a real job in the real world. Digging ditches or Amsterdam prostitute. Her parents and RLC suck for allowing this sideshow to continue for this long.
  21. New surroundings would benefit you. We do care.
  22. He learned from her to be a listener, not a talker.
  23. Masha is, at best (and unbeknownst to her), an average-looking woman and has experienced many breakdowns for years. She is SKANK personified; from her overall lack of decorum. to the company she keeps, to the blaring, awful music, to the shitty apartment. Her employers (RLC) should give her a full pension (whether contracted or no) and discontinue the apartment, for her sake.
  24. I kinda feel sorry for the guy... except he gave me a great idea for a movie!
  25. The answer to thwart this butthurt basement dweller is a Web Application Firewall, but Admin knows it costs $$$.
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