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  1. getty5437
    Angie was, and is uniquely beautiful, as is Ulyana. Their downfalls were and are, their decisions to alter their breasts. No real men desire fake breasts, and no real women desire to obtain them. Oonga, from Stone Age once cut obsidian below jiggly milk devices, and inserted rocks... make milk device not jiggly and strange. Next thing, Oonga getting pierced with sharp needle and staining skin with colors... doesn't rub off! Oonga passed away, and breast rocks still in ground.
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    Why on earth would you PERMANENTLY turn your skin into cartoons? The next generation will think leprosy disfigurement is trendy.
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    Who the hell constantly walks around on their tippy-toes?
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    Newest Geico commercial: Karma is so easy, even a caveman can do her.
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    If only Adeline had some tattoos, lip injections, breast implants, and a BBL. Nope, classically beautiful women are good as is!
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    As someone who doesn't live and breathe this forum, and has a life beyond it, I'll digress.
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    Karma's BF is quite handsome. He's not creepy, nor going to murder anyone when life doesn't pan out for him. Not awkward, and fun at parties and gatherings. I'm old, heterosexual and male, yet would love nothing more than to spend hours upon hours of his tongue and hands and fingers grossing me out, day and night.
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    These butt plug gals are gonna have a comeuppance when they get older and hemorrhoids start making them shit sideways and doctors instead of boyfriends are sticking things up their asses.
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    Pending permission from the hierarchy, I dub thee "Sir Dingleberry". To have cameras installed in your humble abode for only one day; I would pay a king's ransom.
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    She apparently has an affinity for Britney Spears. Makes sense. She needs a real job in the real world. Digging ditches or Amsterdam prostitute. Her parents and RLC suck for allowing this sideshow to continue for this long.
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    New surroundings would benefit you. We do care.
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    He learned from her to be a listener, not a talker.
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    Masha is, at best (and unbeknownst to her), an average-looking woman and has experienced many breakdowns for years. She is SKANK personified; from her overall lack of decorum. to the company she keeps, to the blaring, awful music, to the shitty apartment. Her employers (RLC) should give her a full pension (whether contracted or no) and discontinue the apartment, for her sake.
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    I kinda feel sorry for the guy... except he gave me a great idea for a movie!
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    The answer to thwart this butthurt basement dweller is a Web Application Firewall, but Admin knows it costs $$$.
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    interesting... you can't delete your own comment... never commenting again.
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    No tornadoes tonight... whew
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    To clarify, it was impressive... the GULPINATOR.
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    1 am... never seen someone FORCE FEED themselves... yikes
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    Elli cooking. Sneezes into palm of hand, wipes nose with said hand, and continues handling food. Classy.
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    Poor Tonya. Now she has to spend most of the day constantly chewing her lips in the confines of her bedroom.
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    Cat on stovetop, eating out of open food container. Lovely.
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    Gonna miss Wolf. His dainty manner, especially his gait, almost as if he were gliding on clouds, with a porcupine up his ass. Tiptoeing to ever higher... things...
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    Masha lost me with her fake tits, installed by someone who wanted money, instead of telling women to not destroy their natural breasts. Aziza with her ridiculous sleeve. Let nature determine your beauty. A doctor can't enhance beauty. Especially lips... sheesh.
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    StnCld316, please stop the cold weather next week from hitting the Ozarks... start some more forest fires... yeah, that's the ticket! My apologies to all for my state having hilariously idiotic representatives.
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