Was able to translate the fight....
Kitty "Were you licking someone else's pussy?"
Smith "Me??"
Kitty "Yes you"
Smith "Possibly...is that bad?
Kitty "I am so furious right now I am going to wave my arms in the air and point"
Smith "So I take it you are a little mad....how did you find out?"
Kitty " You posted pics of it on your Facebook"
Smith "Sorry I guess that was a bad idea...I promise to only give your pussy my undivided attention"
Kitty "That is better and I forgive you...but must slash your car tires, because I am pychotic"
Smith "I love you"