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  1. Captain Kangaroo
    LMFAO 🤣 Don't get me wrong, I Like Leo A LOT!! I have grown tired of her repeat shows though. It's time for some change up. Time to add more props Leo!! The youngster Eleonora is blowing your doors off these days with her collection of various sized butt toys!!! Best shows she EVER DONE, was when she stuck Mr Black to the table top in the bathroom and rode it!! It's time to get the DRAGON from Madison that SHE WILL NEVER USE!! It has been a TREAT to witness the transformation of Leo's body over the last 10 years that I have been a paying member. Going from the thinner almost stick like form. Still incredibly sexy in those early days at their first and second apartments. To the Sexy Volumptious Fuller Figured Woman she is today!! Enough Praising from me!! Only physical down fall from grace in my book is her PLASTIC LIP LESS BARBIE DOLL PUSSY!! Some weight danglers/hangers like Linda has would make it ideal😈 After all. she is into BDSM!!
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    I WISH i DID!! There is NOTHING I would enjoy more then seeing her get piped down by a half dozen in an Ilegal Gonzo video which Prague is home to. I want to hear her scream and cry like she did after her return from having her BDSM play dates back when Malia was living with her😈
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    Which one? She services so many whilst off cam making amateur IR GB Videos every time she leaves the house😲🤣
  4. Captain Kangaroo
    Way as well be Domino. We all know she LOVE's the GROUP BDSM dog piles
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    Christ her real name is written all over pizza boxes coffee cups and other door dash deliveries all the time🙄
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    HEY LEO!! I believe it's time for a Leo Show Script change up. Perhaps you can talk your paying sugar daddie that tells you how to perform via text all the time, to buy you a new battery of dildos and an arsenal of Butt toys!! Maybe some molded from dragons, Mr Moose, or many of the vegetable choices from Mr Green Jeans farm. HELL!! If you're feeling really freaky, perhaps the barn yard animals 😏
  7. Captain Kangaroo
    Look at the skillz you have achieved Barbie by practicing DT on Ken's skin flute
  8. Captain Kangaroo
    "THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP" Hope she doesn't stick it in an asshole like someone else did with their flute 😏🤣
  9. Captain Kangaroo
    That was Carla that lived in Ginas old place until the coppers gave the front door 23 whacks with a battering ram
  10. Captain Kangaroo
    STD's are invisible until the symptoms are not!
  11. Captain Kangaroo
    Personally I dont care if she drags a stray donkey home and fucks it on cam
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    Not like she wasn't informed by her AWOL friend before hand what is to be expected of/from her should she join
  14. Captain Kangaroo
    There is a lonely dragon dildo next door that needs a great warm wet dark hole to fill 😁
  15. Captain Kangaroo
    I keep anticipating to see some once in a life time event to occur in her room when I look. but No nothing happens
  16. Captain Kangaroo
    I am out the door to buy my Lotto tickets!! God is handing out miracles left and right this week!! 😁
  17. Captain Kangaroo
    If they would just ship dumb ass Tim back to Ukraine to prove to us what a big bad assed man he really is. That house would be hopping with hookers and booze and drugs and endless resonating 1 beat noise!! The fat man upstairs may even feel compelled to come down and get a little ba donk a donk😁
  18. Captain Kangaroo
    Wasn't that the night where he called her mom via face time? You can take the stripper/hooker out of the club and her clothes, but you'll never take the lack of dress code out of her
  19. Captain Kangaroo
    LOL. Your not dumb. neither is your statement. When M&T first arrived I said right away that she reminds me of the working bar girls in Thailand. A few days later I watched her conversation in the kitchen and Evelyn's response, I found it to be odd but humorous. That would be why I quoted them. Also learned from another Mini conversation in the kitchen, that she was living in the US and Tim was in Thailand when he slid into her IG DMs. And their relationship started from there and now we see their circus unfold before our eyes. 2 nights ago Mini was talking to her American friends in English while setting at the dinning table. I need to go back and listen to it all. She did say that she feels very isolated because most people around her only speak Uke russian or Spanish
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    Amalia did so as well
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    Kitchen Conversation between Mini and Evelyn Mini--Cambodia. I'm from Cambodia Evelyn--Oh like right next to Thailand
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    Why did I just get a vision of that cartoon dog from Loony Toons barking it's fool head off at a blind man crossing the street using a cane 🙄😎
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    Had to ask cuz ya never know. Fat man is as elusive as the ghost that opens and closes closet doors in my house👻
  24. Captain Kangaroo
    Is that the Fat Man from B7 visiting B2😁
  25. Captain Kangaroo
    So what work is it that Ulyana does?
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