TBG 150

You start bangin on that too hard and you're going to get splinters. I'd be afraid that I'd hurt her or break something.

Nicely saying... You've been trumped Monsieur Le Vor. I think I have that Frog word right. ???

Oh, Okay. Now that would be too easy.

She's getting some real hip handles there.

Wrong forum for the question too. It belongs in Random.

Leave me alone?? :'( WTF? The hell you will, I'll be leading the charge.

Ha, ha. Here, it is. I didn't see one on the other site that this thread is about.

Is there a way to edit a profile. It has me as a female. I know I'm prissy in a lot of ways, but not quite that bad.

Good Lord. I'll be in the pine box and still looking at NL videos 20 years from that date. All of the couple will be married, divorced, kids, the same and the in-laws dead.

The difference being, we don't control the world.

It's sound association. Certain sounds are equivalent to certain actions. That's why single word commands while training used in the same basic tone of voice works best.

You didn't touch a nerve at all. I thought that you just might be a bona fide truck driver. Let's revisit. I forgot what thread it's in now, but you made a reference to the dude with his bald head greased up and stuck up in the girls twat. We went back and forth and I commented that it must be huge. You said something about driving out of there if you could find your keys. Yes, old joke, but I digress. I made a comment that you just may drive an F350, and you said no, it had a 53' trailer. For you to know about 53 footers, you must know something about truck driving. I ASSumed that you were a driver and I posted a pic of my current truck, because yes, I'm a truck driver. Though not your stereotypical one. I'm clean, clean shaven, short hair, clean clothes, more like someone you may find working in an upscale office building. Not your usual dirtball you see. But yes, truck driver. Fuel hauler for the past 33 years if you need to know.

B.S. The real truth is, you're stuck with us now. ;D

That was a definitive rambling. Now Van the Man has something to read when he gets up in a few minutes.

If her quim, was sitting on his chin, then she may be trying to get his head all the way in.

Minge was always a favorite of mine. I dated a British girl for a while. I loved it when she would scream, 'Oh baby, fuck my hot wet minge as hard as you can.' And you can trust me that I did. :)

That doesn't make her all bad. That just makes her a horny girl.

It's not the gun I'm worried about. It's her claws. I'll have to be extra sweet to her now. ;)

Do tell. Here?

I've taught you well Squirrel. :)

It looks well used too. Though I haven't heard of it happening. Maybe he and her are into the Dirty Sanchez. ;D

Woodie, why do you say that with such contempt? I love my tiny Chinese girls. They get up on my back and walk up and down digging in their toes and finding all of the knots. If it weren't for my little girl I'd be in pain most of the time. She's about 5 foot nothing and maybe 80 lbs. She doesn't get naked during the massage, but she is wearing shorts. She knows just what I like. I'm not exchanging bodily fluids with her. How the hell would I explain my pecker rotting off to my wife?

Just breakin' 'em there Hoss. I appreciate the offer and I'll be here. She'll be a good kid. Not really a whole lot to do here that I see. It seems respect seems to be the biggest rule of the house.

Well, 'Kitten'. Now that you're a high dollar moderator, you had better just leave your handle alone. Then again, having several seems to work well here. Welcome aboard.

Now I'm in serious trouble. One false move and I'll get my eyes scratched out. Hey, I offered many times. But alas, I'm just not loved anymore. I'm used to that too. ;D