TBG 150

B.S. The real truth is, you're stuck with us now. ;D

That was a definitive rambling. Now Van the Man has something to read when he gets up in a few minutes.

If her quim, was sitting on his chin, then she may be trying to get his head all the way in.

Minge was always a favorite of mine. I dated a British girl for a while. I loved it when she would scream, 'Oh baby, fuck my hot wet minge as hard as you can.' And you can trust me that I did. :)

That doesn't make her all bad. That just makes her a horny girl.

It's not the gun I'm worried about. It's her claws. I'll have to be extra sweet to her now. ;)

Do tell. Here?

I've taught you well Squirrel. :)

It looks well used too. Though I haven't heard of it happening. Maybe he and her are into the Dirty Sanchez. ;D

Woodie, why do you say that with such contempt? I love my tiny Chinese girls. They get up on my back and walk up and down digging in their toes and finding all of the knots. If it weren't for my little girl I'd be in pain most of the time. She's about 5 foot nothing and maybe 80 lbs. She doesn't get naked during the massage, but she is wearing shorts. She knows just what I like. I'm not exchanging bodily fluids with her. How the hell would I explain my pecker rotting off to my wife?

Just breakin' 'em there Hoss. I appreciate the offer and I'll be here. She'll be a good kid. Not really a whole lot to do here that I see. It seems respect seems to be the biggest rule of the house.

Well, 'Kitten'. Now that you're a high dollar moderator, you had better just leave your handle alone. Then again, having several seems to work well here. Welcome aboard.

Now I'm in serious trouble. One false move and I'll get my eyes scratched out. Hey, I offered many times. But alas, I'm just not loved anymore. I'm used to that too. ;D

Well, you're there. A 'Made Man'. Now leave the Cannolli and I'll give you your gun back.

That would have made for a great read.

But it's a good way to pass the time until the blessed moment. Should it ever happen.

There is no difference in anyone having a hobby they enjoy. Only the difference in the hobby itself. I waste enough time at this computer, but I was up at 2 am and got my usual day off stuff done, the yard cut and my work clothes washed. So now I'm able to suck up some vodka and grapefruit and chill for a while. At about 8pm, I'll be back in bed again

How shocking. Shadow could have been Paul. You would have been wooing a guy, woodie. Say it isn't so. ;)

Are you kidding? That car can be bought anytime. There were a few hoarders. I'd have to look, but I hate to tease myself. There's no money for cars in the budget right now. Now if I could sell the 59, then I'd have a chance, but the market isn't hot enough yet for that car. **EDIT** Well, I'll be. There isn't a one on Fleabay at the moment. :P

So I'm a bit dyslexic today and one year off. But really, games? And you still get into them? Okay. I still play with cars. They just got to be life sized, that's all.

I'll take a triple white Imperial LaBaron if you have one stashed somewhere. '76 with pillow-top tufted leather and either lipstick red trim and piping or if I must, blue trim will do. 440/727, all the toy and a roof. No ELB, but if I remember right that was a '77 thing.

Okay. This thread jumped the track. What are you all talking about?

Then there would be no thread at all. ;)

Man. What's wrong with your 'puter?

If I looked like him, I'd take it as often as was offered. You never know when it might be the last time.