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Is Jess taking notes on a cartoon?

Lol. Danaya is pretty clearly the shit-talk champion of Barcelona. She would probably fit in just fine on this board. Still I feel like everyone would do well to judge the others a little less harshly. Jess looks down on Nicole for bringing a guy back to the apartment. Nicole looks down on Jess for camming. Danaya looks down on Jess for not making enough money while camming. Karol seems nice, but who knows, she might be trashing Danaya and Nicole when she's over in B1. These apartments seem to work best when there's a supportive atmosphere, not a competitive/judgmental one. Maybe someone can sneak in and dose both apartments water supply with some ecstasy so everyone can let go and embrace their inner hippy.

So there's clearly some private Yury translation or something. Any chance you could just tell us what they're doing? Meeting Zhenya or whatever his name was?

I was going to say, boyfriend trouble is probably what we should be hoping for. That sucks.

I don't think so. After she got fingerblasted by that guy, kitek translated a conversation between her and Nora where she was asking for advice because her boyfriend was becoming suspicious that she didn't actually work at a translation agency:

Well, maybe Irma and Karol can have another go at it once Nora is gone. Karol looks like she's regretting not leaving with Danaya.

Ah, gotcha.

Nora was wearing underwear, wasn't she?

It sure looked like it

Well, I guess they could have picked a worse location if they were in the laundry room...

I don't think this is a collective seduction. This is more Jess and Nora (unintentionally I assume) interfering with a potential seduction. I have no idea why it was so crucial for Irma to deal with whatever was on the phone right then.

Irma and Karol are the only chance for something interesting coming out of this evening. Hopefully Nora leaves them alone at some point (or passes out). Edit: and hopefully Karol has a little bit of Becca in her. Irma's gone down the teasing route many times before, she probably needs a bit of a push to get past the kissing stage.

I would love to see Nora and Lola together in an apartment briefly just so I could see Lola's reaction when Nora explained her plan for an exciting friday night.

Jess can't even quite pretend to be polite to Nicole in front of the B2 girls. It's interesting watching the disdain on her face while talking to Nicole and then the quick flick back to her big bright webcam smile as soon as she starts talking to Danaya or Karol.

Midnight shoe delivery. But of course.

Ah, good to know. I never noticed it before.

This is like the 3rd or 4th time she's done it, and it's always in a big hurry. Obviously there's an explanation, but I'm not creative enough to think of it.

Irma with her almost nightly rush out of the apartment around midnight. Kind of bizarre.

Speaker magically found and out on the living room table so that Nora can DJ for her rapt audience of no one. Do any of our translators or their PM friends (Ben, Noldus) want to weigh in on the speaker thing? Irma is easily my favorite Barcelona girl and based on her prior visits I'm inclined to give her every benefit of the doubt, but this all seems pretty shady. I'd love to be wrong, but I don't remember that speaker being there before Nicole arrived. And if it was a house speaker it seems like they could have just told her it stayed with the apartment instead of taking it from her room while she wasn't there, hiding it and then repeatedly lying to her about it. Either way, that's an incredibly catty, immature and hypocritical way of dealing with it but it's still a lot better than outright theft. Anyway, it'd be nice to find out that we're misreading everything that happened (which certainly seems possible, maybe Nicole was searching for something other than the speaker) so that I can go back to just enjoying watching naked girls.

She was reading something on her phone (it looked like a website she was scrolling through, but who knows) and it seemed to make her really sad.

Michelle is decidedly not into girl-girl stuff. She's made that clear a bunch of times. I think Karol would be the best bet for that, but I'm not sure that Irma has any interest in going beyond teasing. Also, they're really going to bed at 10 PM? Exciting.

No worries man. I understand that some people watch RLC because they like Irma and some people watch because they like Nicole, but I'm just here for the sweet, sweet bluetooth technology.

Pretty sure it's Nicole's. I think she's had it from the start. It's the one Jess keeps yelling at her to turn down.

Seems like Jess and Irma have plenty of right to feel annoyed with Nicole. You don't just get to force your way into someone else's threesome. Nora's complaints seem a lot more petty to me. If you're going to be using the living room and the communal bathroom for sexy time, you just have to tolerate a certain lack of privacy. Also, pretty sure that Nicole did have the door to the kitchen closed, but honestly my attention was elsewhere so it could have been open at some point I guess. I feel bad for Jess's boyfriend though. Seems like a pretty shitty way to treat him. If she's not willing to be even minimally honest with him, she should break up with him cleanly. Spare them both a lot of pain and hassle.

Yeah, that's a very weak reason to end a party before midnight. But, hey, better a short party than no party I guess.