Foamy T. Squirrel

OK, '56 it is, even though the fins look like boat rudders instead of jet-age tail fins on these earlier models. Only the finest for you, my friend. But that will run quite a few more pecans so don't hold your breath. Might have to wait a few more Christmases for me to save them up, and the government eats my pecans faster than I can gather them.

Don't feel bad. I'm saving up my pecans so I can buy you one of these: (Skip the girl: she's 83 now and didn't age all that well.)

The Leora Love Goddess Mark 3 will utterly destroy the Japanese sex robot business. More than just a sex toy, her programming will include an astounding ability to paint fluffy woodland creatures, arrest burglars who enter your house, cook every gourmet soup in Nora's recipe book, pay for your rent (Internet cameras sold separately), and for a nominal extra charge she can be programmed to detest dogs and flip-off CC members all while drinking you under the table. Available 3rd Quarter 2016 at your local Walmart and wherever Greek Goddesses are sold. :woohoo: :hugnkiss:

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OK, now that all has been said, and nobody's going to get banned, we can settle down and you gentlemen can explain to me all about how Zoya was sitting at her computer topless. Don't leave out any of the details. Were the nipples red and perky? Did she caress them while surfing the Internet? This thread is about Lev and Zoya, and the more Zoya, the more fun this thread will be! :P

I am really watching this thread closely for people's opinions. I may or may not upgrade my 8.1 (brand spanking new hardware) or one of my other Win7s up to Win10, but the reactions to Win10 vary considerably. Usually, with MS operating systems, people agree whether a new version is good or bad (example: Win98, Vista, Win8.0--bad, everybody knows it; Win95, XP, Win7--good and vastly improved over their predecessors). But Win10 comments are really controversial: it runs the gambit. Some love it, and some hate it; and the opinions upon which I need to make my decision all come from well experienced people. :bang head: Sometimes I think I should just nuke it all and install Ubuntu 12.04. It was great. (Then they went to Ubuntu 14 & screwed it all up! :curse:) Making decisions like this is frustrating. Can't win. :trashcomputer: I think I'm going to quit the Internets and play games on my Amiga for the rest of my life...

OK kids, everybody settle down. This is an Apartment thread. It's not a Rants and Flame Wars thread. Thank you.

Just so you members know, TBG does not risk scratching his own vehicles when he patrols the streets of CC. He has a company car:

Whelp, fighting is allowed at this section of CC. I don't think Trump is the man, but he has had put forward subjects of discussion that none of the career politicians have the guts to address. I might have gone for Walker. I'm leaning toward Cruz; but since I'm a Libertarian and we never have any viable candidates, I will vote for any one who is not a Bolshevik, Menshevik or National Socialist. State Capitalists are inherently unfair. What we need is a C.C. Myers who can repair the horrendous damage quickly.

No. He's the same as the others, despite the illusion.

What kind of CCtards are we if we can't even estimate Leora's height? Need more data: In North America, standard height of a kitchen counter is 36 inches (that's 91.44 cm for you Euros and 108 Squirrel Paws for you Woodland Creatures). What is the standard height of a kitchen counter in Russia? When she's up against the counter, it takes up a bit more than half of her length. From that, we can deduce that she is taller than 5 feet, and shorter than 6 feet. But, compared to the refrigerator, she is either a midget or the refrigerator is ginormous (that's a fake word that means "Huge." How can she possibly reach the ice cream in the freezer?) What is the standard height of a refrigerator in Russia? This is extremely important because my money-making idea requires that I accurately map her body in 3D so I can mass produce lovable androids that look just like her. Any input from you Russians would be welcome. Information rendered in either the Metric or Squirrel Paws is acceptable. Thank you. 8)

I wish people understood the difference between State Capitalism and Free Enterprise Capitalism. But then again, most people don't understand the difference between servitude and liberty.

Anybody who fucks with Squirrel's friend Woody needs to change their diapers. As for me, I like the publicity, good or bad. Cuz all publicity is good. I am not paranoid about the FSB collecting information about squirrels. There are lots of us. Once we start chewing on your radiator hoses and Internet wires, trash your attic, and empty your bird feeder, you'll understand we're more dangerous than Anonymous. NSA concerns me. IRS concerns me. Washington DC concerns me. They live in my forest. And yes, Leora is lovely. And she loves woodland creatures. She's that kind of gal... :hugnkiss: (@ iconcam: well trolled, sir! ;)) :lmao:

I am obligated to post this for someone special who is "just a Siberian girl" in apartment 1. Substitute the word "American" for "Russian". Forgive me. We woodland creatures go nuts for goddesses, regardless of their race, creed, religion, or national origin. And to us woodland creatures, she's just as pretty as these women. (Audrey shows up at 2:50 :) ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkblbJqwn0

When it comes to RLC & CC, trust nothing, doubt everything. That is the conclusion to which I have come. The only absolutes are that this simple little girl has shelter and money from RLC, but there's still a life out there. She's just a Siberian girl, raised on promises. But she couldn't help thinking there's a better life, somewhere else. It's a big big world... (continued at Juke Box.) Hard not to love this girl, ain't it?

Fake or not, for your pleasure, it was magnificent. Personally, regarding the phone call and the computer time, I smell a skunk. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I assert this as a fact: This Apartment is the most long-lasting and controversial apartment that RLC has established, and it was that way from the first day it opened to the Internet. It started for us Nora fans when she reappeared. Some of us could not believe our eyes. Then the girls showed up, and everyone had something to say about each one, and their interactions. Some girls played to the cameras, some hid, but many of them garnered fanatical and loyal CamCaps supporters. There has been no other apartment like it. I think RLC is trying to offer a full-course meal, including meat and potatoes; but with this apartment, they added a dessert of creme puffs and ice-cream.

It appears that our friend Chiller prefers to stock his aquarium with hot tuna. :P :P :P Thanks, C.A.!

Maybe I should jump over to the Juke Box and post T Rex's "Bang a Gong." :lmao: :yeahbaby:

I think Erik A. registered yesterday (Dec.6) and he does not understand that we all write and speak different languages, which can easily result in many misunderstandings. I don't know of any CC members who do not like Nina & Kira. It is true that they are lesbians, and most of our members are heterosexual males, but these ladies are accepted and usually fun. We don't like to see them unhappy. ---- Je pense Erik A. enregistré hier (Dec.6) et il ne comprend pas que nous sommes tous d'écrire et de parler des langues différentes, qui peuvent facilement entraîner dans de nombreux malentendus. Je ne connais pas de membres du CC qui ne aiment pas Nina & Kira. Il est vrai qu'ils sont lesbiennes, et la plupart de nos membres sont des hommes hétérosexuels, mais ces dames sont acceptées et généralement amusant. Nous ne voulons pas les voir malheureux.

I don't mean to bad-mouth them but they don't seem to share their personalities or hobbies and they simply don't draw my interest. I'm sure they're fine people. Maybe if they adopted a few playful kittens or if she took up nude violin playing . . .

The name-game problem has existed here for years when the gender is the same, or when Russian gender names are confusing. Usually, someone with good headphones and a knowledge of Russian or Spanish comes forward, and that helps. The names for them don't really matter. But their stage names don't necessarily match with their real names. I like these gals; they are smart and talented in their own right. There is a certain quality of agony required in youth, but I am concerned when RLC tenants are miserable often, even if they don't chase each other around with scissors and knives... We shall see how it all works out.

Always make sure it's coated with a thin layer of lube, so it doesn't get rusty. I heard the ladies don't like sliding down rusty poles. Frequent use will ensure it stays properly polished.

I don't wish to sound extremely bored with the couple, but I've hardly noticed a difference since they've been gone... :yes: