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Foamy T. Squirrel

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  1. 10 points for you. There are many uses for the Ignore function, but it takes a rare person with intelligence to recognize that it is profoundly stupid to feed the trolls and engage in useless feuds. This is a sore point for Mods, and the cause of much chaos on discussion boards. In honor of your contributions, I hereby award you with the coveted and most important award given for the advancement of CamCaps civilization.
  2. And I see little Elli gave a good show today on a free cam. Good for her. For a while I thought she was going lezzie on us and turning into a fur trader.
  3. I'm a big fan of one-liner jokes. Can't help it. I was born 9 months premature.
  4. I don't know how anybody can call it "voyeurism" when one of the parties is deliberately showing off in front of an audience. And I don't think one can call it "real-life" with all those cameras around -- the subject's behaviour will always be influenced by their electronic presence, even if it's subtle subliminally inhibited action or outright exhibitionism.
  5. Moderator's Note: One more suggestion that we make Taylor Swift our Mascot & I'll perma-ban the fuck outta that mo'fo.
  6. True or False: RLC is to streamed porno as Playboy was to magazines. VHTV is to streamed porno as Penthouse was to magazines. Where the hell is the Hustler? Your thoughts, oh wise ones...
  7. Whelp, I guess this thread is dead meat and our offical CC mascot will have to be that same chick on the home welcome page.
  8. Think of CC forms as place where the members can express themselves and thereby define the forum. When people can play to their keyboard like RLC tenants play to the camera. CC is largely an egalitarian society, exactly like you would find in real life. Once I realized that, I nearly ran into the woods and shot myself. However, in loyalty to our elite group of miscreants, I decided to just ban violent rule breakers and applaud anyone here who can post interesting observations. I give them 10 points for posting interesting observations about RLC because that seems to have become more difficult over the years. For L&P, their lives seem far more simplistic than they did in Krasnoyarsk, and I think that reflects how RLC has changed from being a "project" to being a commercial product.
  9. Interesting comment, JeannieP. I joined CC in 1870, and even back then many of Leora's fans were outright insane about her. You could get killed for critiquing her. The opposite was true with Paul. He was continually denounced by members who thought they had a bigger dick. Jealous fanatics. Still, L&P never broke up, and I personally believe Paul is a very lucky fellow to have her in his life. I just wish she'd get back to painting and finish my portrait... Thanks for your interesting comments.
  10. You would be assuming that he's not even 4-chan qualified. Now, excuse me while I go nuture my inner autistic fetus, while I consider subscribing to RLC to download their videos to CC on a daily basis. I figure a bunch of burn credit cards, burn VPNs and burn emails should do the trick for at least 24 hours before CC gets hit up with the DMCA take-down order.
  11. I also suggest you make CamCaps friends. Private Messaging can't be easily accessed by Mods or others, plus you can trade information that we can't allow to be broadcast publicly. Even better, go direct and establish a "burn" email and have your friends do the same. That's safe enough, and keeps us Mods out of your hair. And attic. And bird feeder. And I promise I won't chew up the radiator hose on your Corvette. Really. I promise. "Always be true to your avatar."
  12. I'm going to pin this with my Magical Mod Powers. I always wanted an RC. The good ones cost some money, but my friends who make RC's or buy drones get really enthused about this stuff. Talk about it when the chaturbate girls aren't on-line. They seem to love the remote control stuff, too...
  13. I could push 30 with her. Maybe. Just gotta keep the heart rate under control these days...
  14. Perhaps we could do a poll on this, but I think it would be on generational lines. We old ones generally think poorly of tattoos unless we got one while drunk (and in the service) but not for ladies. We also don't go for genital mutilation, body enhancements (aka silicon tits), metal piercings, etc., but I understand the youger generations are more tolerable about such things. I'm still happy that Leora and Venera don't sport skunk patches (aka cum buckets) on the small of their back. That's a bit of a problem for us old guys to look at while pounding.
  15. I probably could handle a nice discreet tattoo now. However, the idea of sucking on a nipple or a clit with metal stuck through it is not particularly stimulating to my Mr. Happy. And my dentist would probably not approve.
  16. Maybe a spoonful of jizm does a better job than prune juice.
  17. Drama queens are overly introspective and emotional women, sometimes bridging upon hysteria. Nowdays, they are prone to a feeling of victimization by the patricarchy, which they blame for every little problem they've had in life. In the US, they are celebrated in government and media, and ruin Disney movies. Other than that, I suggest you do not marry or live with one of these evil things.
  18. They were in Krasnoyarsk. Nice little town that also featured Maya, Alina, Lina, Laura and several others, along with their boy toys and pets. This time period was great because the RLC couples were all pretty much real, and none of them were professional porn models or cam whores.
  19. Is it possible that Martina was a drama queen? And that Alberto go sucked it, but escaped the ultimate doom and was spit out? Me thinks that was a very complicated and confusing relationship -- primarily because of how Martina operated. Humm. Your thoughts, please.
  20. I honestly never figured out what happened to this apartment. It started normally enough in the beginning, like a "real-life couple," then got weird quickly. Martina seemed to be such a sweet, simple girl, with Alberto just a simple guy. Anyhow, I'll go old school CamCaps style for Martina so we can move on and hope for the best for the new tenant(s?) ---
  21. I'm sorry that Eva didn't do better in life. She still has time, so I hope she gets working on it. One doesn't work on being an Internet porn star; they just end up there. She's worth much more.
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