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ashleyxyz

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  1. They were sexy as hell. All natural as far as I saw, no grease all over with rubbery dildos being crammed up each others assholes, no slapping each others pussys, no fingering each other at 100 mph, no slapping each others boobs and biting each others nipples. Etc etc
  2. Yeah!! you guys and your damn limp dicks! She has a nice "furburger", isnt that a term from the good old days? I guess nowadays a pussy is called a "nothing burger"
  3. The lesbian women I know would disagree. I know, I interrogated them to find out what they did when making love, and they said they were much more intimate in a closed relationship than just playing around with a friend. Like you said, it varies greatly between any 2 people in a relationship.
  4. They looked pretty lovey dovey in the bathtub together the other day. I notice and I've been told, real lesbuan couple don't use as much toys as 2 chicks just messing around.
  5. I think getting up by noon is work to them.
  6. Hi jimbo, just curious, do you lick up your own juices after you cum?
  7. Whoops, I meant nut popping, freudian slip I guess, but popping!
  8. Hi let's, 67.5 is insane! Do you drink shots of this beer, a mug would knock me out! Landshark it is low alcohol content, but it's my fave at the moment. It's good in the summer. Nice and light. My second is Yuengling lager , 2 completely different beers.
  9. I gotta run, have a good night everyone!
  10. Lol, you got it all figured out for me, you are a cum expert! I'm actually gonna do it, I only have pineapple ice cream topping now, that should get things started
  11. Oh booohoooooo! We have babies come out of a pretty small hole, you don't here me crying about it. Actually, when I do have a baby, you'll hear me crying from miles away no doubt
  12. I have no idea, and she has the same frustrated look on her face everytime.
  13. I'm going to try it this time. If it works I'll have him eat a rib eye, baked potato with lots of butter, and wash it down with a Landshark! 😜
  14. Oh yeah, I'm sure it will bring them to tears. Not of joy though!
  15. That was it! How long before it takes effect, and I don't like celery, will carrots and pineapple work? 😋
  16. If that's the case, there would be no "but popping" until that problem would be taken care off
  17. Amy could give me advice, not me to her. Yo @Amy3, we were all talking about how cum tastes different, and you suggested I have Guy eat or drink something to see if it would taste like whatever it was. If that was true, o would have him drink some strawberry shakes and some eat some chocolate, I have no problem swallowing that!
  18. Nice! I have a title!!
  19. Looks like true love to me!
  20. I guess May fingers, lips, tongue and palm didnt make her cum.
  21. Can I be resident cum expert number 2 please!
  22. Another George type manager? F'ng the tenants whenever he pleases?
  23. Our shaving down is as ordinary to us as shaving your face is to you, or your balls! And I'm with you. Everything I post on here is true. What's to lie about?
  24. Lol, I find that hard to believe, but I believe you. How exactly does one do to shave his hairy balls, a straight razor?
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