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Thanks for being my wing man.

I think Malia best asset is her legs. 🦵🦵

4:45 am thanks for the selfie Malia, just between us. I'm sure Leora won't be jealous she has lots of fans and won't know anyway.

Oh Malia, you look so beautiful. Please make a lot of old perv's very happy men!!!

Joke of the day 😉 Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's there for five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" "A hundred dollars." "Damn. All I've got is thirty." "Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?" "A handjob," Harry replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?".......................

I feel the same about the blankets. Joke of the day 😉 Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Happy days 😁

Have you lost the plot?

Leora is like a fine wine, you know you are going to love it and you do. Malia is like a cream cake when you are on a diet. Damn it you want it but you can never have it as much as you want it you can't have it.

good lord again mate?

what again?

Just replay it and use the Shazam app on your phone to get the song.

Just replay it and use the Shazam app on your phone to get the song.

Just replay it and use the Shazam app on your phone to get the song.

Oh no, it's gone tits up. Both women have blankets over them. Damn

Any woman that drinks a beer from the stubby is a keeper for us Aussies.

Malia looks like a real sweetie, a real good woman. Love the black Lacey outfit she has on.

I would love the lovely Malia to open her legs a little bit.

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thanks

Sleep well all powerful one!

OMG to funny

Leora don't forget to go over to the curtains to give me a kiss and cuddle before we both go to sleep.

No need for surgery, happy to step up and suck them out for her.