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    Joke of the day 😉 Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goes hunting, and shoots a small brown bear. Then, the mother of that small brown bear comes up to him and says, " I'll give you two choices, I'll either kill you, or make love to you, but I won't let you go." Bob thinks on this, and decides he wants to live, so the mother bear then makes love to him. The next year, Bob goes hunting again, but this time, he shoots the mother bear that he was forced to make love to the year before. He shoots her, and her mother comes after Bob, and again, gives him the choice. "I will make love to you, or kill you, which will it be??" Again, Bob makes love to a bear. The next year, Bob goes once again for revenge, and kills the bear that he was forced to make love to the year before. This time, her sister comes up to Bob and says, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?" 😉 claimer- this is a joke!!! No bears, or hunters was harmed in real life!
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    Joke of the day 😉 Whistling Blarney Billy Bags met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and shots, then she asked if him if he ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? He asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As his mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, 'No, I haven't.' They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. They went back to her place. When they walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?' 😉
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    Joke of the day 😉 A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” The father looks at him like he’s crazy. “Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” he says. “It was the lady up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy her F150 for fifteen dollars. “Oh my Goodness!” says the mother. “Maybe she’s mentally ill or has Alzheimer’s something. John, you better go see what’s going on.” So the boy’s father walks up the street to the house where the lady lives and finds her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduces himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Ford F150 truck for fifteen dollars and asks to know why she did it. “Well,” she says, “two days ago my husband left on a business trip. Yesterday I got a phone call from his boss and found out that he really ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.” “Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry,” the father says. “But what does that have to do with my son and your truck?” “Well, this morning he called and told me he was stranded because he got robbed of his wallet with all his credit cards and cash. He told me to sell his new F150 and send him the money. So I did.” 😉
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    Joke of the day 😉 A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." 😉
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    Joke of the day 😉 A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father 😉
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    I don't think anyone really believes that Taylor could remain faithful. Let's be real here.
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    P.S not in the swimming pool as you would get sunburnt pretty quick too.
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    That's why I haven't been around much because I normally to bloody social. But it being 37 cel outside and you could cook an egg on the footpath I'm watching and reading.
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    Do you really think Tim gives a shit? Some how I don't think so. You can see they look uncomfortable when Tim is around and he may put out bad energy.
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    Over at B5 they have moved to the bedroom. Taylor might be the hunted tonight for a change. Taylor not dumb she can see it. The girls know Taylor is a good lesbian in bed.
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    Does much of anything happen here? Boy it needs something interesting to happen it's more like a retirement home. Bogdan and Nelly are like an old married couple. Why isn't Tani sharing a room with Tim? May as well as she spends all her time over there.
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    There's every chance Taylor will have a fling over at B5
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    Wouldn't be your settings?
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    I think Taylor is a nice person but is she a person to love a partner for life. To give herself totally to another person. History would say no.
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    If I was Kristy I couldn't trust Taylor being over at B5. She's drinking a lot over there tonight, Taylor's body language towards Treza is interesting to watch.
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    I give K&T 2 weeks outside RLC. Taylor is like a dog on heat when full of drink. Also they don't have much in common.
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    You might have missed her saying she has a real problem being a bitch and causes many fights when she is on her period.
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    He's been taken to a safe house for his protection as Eva was fucking his brains out 🤣
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    She eats a lot so she has been busy 🤣
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    Leora likes to keep up when the trends in RLC. To keep up and not lose viewers she needs to start talking a little more in English or she will fall back in viewers,
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    Rani is a trouble maker. But hoping she keeps up talking in English
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    This helps me big time to understand, can you please post the link on her being held down,
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