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  1. Aussie_oi_oi
    Joke of the day 😉 Three men and a young woman are traveling on a train. The four passengers get talking and the chat soon takes a spicy turn. The young woman proposes: “If each of you gives me $1 I will show you my legs”. The men, charmed by the woman, all pull a dollar out of their wallet and she proceeds to pull up her dress a bit to show her legs. The woman then says: “If each of you gentlemen gives me $10 I will show you my thighs”. Again the men pull out their wallets, hand over the money and the woman pulls up her dress to show her legs. The woman continues: “If you give me $100 I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis”. All three hand over the money. The woman then turns to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance, that’s the hospital where I had it done!”. 😉
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    Joke of the day 😉 Nine Months Later ... Johnny, decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So, they loaded up Johnny's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Johnny said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Johnny got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend with Bob. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about nine months ago?" "Yes, I do." Said Bob. "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Well, um, yes" Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?" "Well, because she just died and left me everything." (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) 😉
  3. Aussie_oi_oi
    Leora looks great in black lingerie too
  4. Aussie_oi_oi
    Leora looking Hot in black
  5. Aussie_oi_oi
    Elettra needs to get her ass into Lilith room ASAP
  6. Aussie_oi_oi
    Can't see Elettra doing lesbian sex
  7. Aussie_oi_oi
    Hoping
  8. Aussie_oi_oi
    Hope Red knows that Taylor's dick doesn't go flat
  9. Aussie_oi_oi
    Lesbian now haha
  10. Aussie_oi_oi
    Round 2 starts
  11. Aussie_oi_oi
    Crickey that thing Taylor is wearing has balls...
  12. Aussie_oi_oi
    Looks like Taylor is a giver.
  13. Aussie_oi_oi
    Kristy is the one that needs a good fucking
  14. Aussie_oi_oi
    Poor Red, not sure she is going to recover...
  15. Aussie_oi_oi
    Poor Kristy....
  16. Aussie_oi_oi
    Leora would understand and bring Paul into line.
  17. Aussie_oi_oi
    Hoping Leora is going to the doctors.
  18. Aussie_oi_oi
    Looking like Leora is getting ready to go out.
  19. Aussie_oi_oi
    ADVICE TO LEORA. After having COVID twice you must sleep in different beds. You both will get better quicker and you don't keep each other awake.
  20. Aussie_oi_oi
    Please more Asian pix's!!!
  21. Aussie_oi_oi
    Shouldn't they be tested for COVID just to be on the safe side?
  22. Aussie_oi_oi
    Why don't they R.A.T test?
  23. Aussie_oi_oi
    Does Leora have Covid?
  24. Aussie_oi_oi
    Oh, for f**k please use a knife and fork and not your hands Paul.
  25. Aussie_oi_oi
    Paul, please slow down eating you'll make yourself sick.
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