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Maybe getting nude soon,

So is she a freeloader?

Gee I have more chance winning lotto. 🤣

Leora's new bestie

Leora show her ass off more. Great views

Leora would love a set of those

Humped any legs lately mate....

Love it when Leora is in the doggie position. Would love to see more.

It appears to me that either Leora has a cold or sinus issues and is sleeping in the guest room so she doesn't keep Paul awake.

Why Brass Doorknobs? You use the brass doorknobs many times in a day and yet have you ever wondered why it is mostly made of brass? It is not because the brass is cheap. The fact is that brass is more resistant to bacteria and as doorknobs are used by so many people, brass helps it stay germ-free. So, if you don't have a brass doorknob, you can consider having it.

Joke of the day 😉 The Drunken Cowboy A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.'The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: 'Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.'Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, 'All right buddy what's your name?''Fred,' the cowboy moaned.'Where ya from, Fred?' asked the Ranger.With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied.... "the balcony..." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday. Feeling a bit lonely she thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome "hunk" with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs . . . she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled buns. She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call. A man answered, "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"Oh, my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?" The voice said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to dial 9 for an outside line." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 As Johnny knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, he couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers: "Hey cheeky!" She said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls' skirts isn't it?" "That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam." Johnny said sternly. "I don't even work here." 😅

Joke of the day 😉 A wealthy husband and his wife were having dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce! "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. “Ours is prettier," she replies. 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister." Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister." "I do?" questions the confused youngster. "Sure," responds the dad. "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door." The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to Florida together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem. 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolours." "Unbelievable..!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well, just one problem," said the golfer. "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache. 😉

JOKE OF THE DAY Two guys, one 70 and one 77, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 77 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 70 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 77 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high, and as a bonus, you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 70 year old stops at a bakery. As he's looking around, the lady asks how she could help. "Do you have any Italian bread?" "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" "I'll take three loaves." "My goodness, three loaves!" she exclaimed. "By the time you get to the third loaf, it'll be hard." The man replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me! 😉 Hahahahahaha! For you Buddy! 😉

Sorry to see you go. Enjoy your retirement from Leora.

Would love to see Monica do an old fashion bate where see let her she go. She's due to have one.

Why such a short stay for Danaya?

Paul and Leora exit at 1;30pm

Why Is There A Loop In Back Of Shirt? If you have a garden-variety shirt, this tip won't apply. If you have a collared shirt, there must be a loop at the back. We all need to thank the Navy for it as men in the Navy had loops at the back of their shirts so that they could easily hang them on hooks. After that in the 60s, it became common among college students to prevent their shirts from wrinkles. Now, the loop is used as a sign of quality and class.

Joke of the day 😉 A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs. Forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “father, remember psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,”father, remember psalm 129?” The priest apologized” sorry sister but the flesh is weak “. Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129: it said,”go forth and seek further up, you will find glory.” Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. 😉