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Scotsman

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  1. WTF!
  2. A man and woman, who are both married to other people, find themselves forced to share a hotel room for a night. They feel weird at first, but they both fall asleep in their separate beds. After a few hours of sleeping, the man wakes the woman up and asks her, " Could you grab me another blanket from the closet? I'm really cold." The woman responds, " Or we could just pretend to be married for the night? " The man replies, " That would be amazing." The woman smiles and says, " Okay. Get your own fucking blanket! "
  3. Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why? It's because she smells like a new truck.
  4. Agree they heels are ugly.
  5. Jeff should f@@k off and let Violet and Ira get it on.
  6. Fucking waste of time.. Better bringing Gary and the girls back lol
  7. One of my favourites, lovely ass and pussy.
  8. Aye not nice to see when they have ripped it apart.
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