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Johnny 5

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  1. I'm guessing he has a tiny tiny penis and that's why he needs all this shit
  2. Haha that's a good question, now she's massaging him to, either she is the best dreamgirl in the world or he's just filthy rich while that's all she does ๐Ÿ˜
  3. Ouff๐Ÿ˜ฎWhat a hot cutie!! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿงก
  4. YES finally!! my balls where about to explode!!! ๐Ÿ˜
  5. Before I wrote.. I wouldn't spend time writing here while that was going on
  6. Angie's horny, couldn't keep her little fingers away from her pussy in livingroom ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
  7. It was suppose to get ridiculously hot there about now, 50ยฐC in the shadow, they where expecting alot of people to die and people where preparing to survive the heat.. but maybe they didn't think of the tiny little rabbit with a fur coat and left him caged in the sun in that greenhouse they live in? What a horrible way to die if that was the case.
  8. The finest ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
  9. I've seen her with clothes like that so many times and wished that she was naked!! Thank you universe for listening to my little prayers ๐Ÿ˜
  10. There has been a couple semi-professional russian singers on RLC and they all sound horrible in the exact same way to me, so maybe they just appreciate completely different sounds and notes in Russia? but I believe this Bill burr quote might be relevant.. "Women are just a tornado of missinformation because no one corrects them cuz they wanna fuck'em" You see girls like this all the time on singing audition shows, they think the judges are retarded because it's the first time they hear the truth, and they don't care because they know they're amazing singers ๐Ÿ™‚ I hope they continue singing tho, It's cute, I like when girls sing ๐Ÿงก
  11. I'm drunk as fuck most weekends, doesn't mean I can't fucking stand up on a chair, I will land a kickflip bolts first try no matter how drunk I am.. Have you ever been drunk?? It doesn't really effect your balance that much unless you're at the point where everythings spinning and you realize you fucked up with that last shot and go and puke
  12. All she needs to do is spread that stretched asshole once and I will explode scream and shake and pass out.
  13. That was hot enough to cum from the little blurry pics, I was listening from the hallway, amazing how she sounds when she thinks no one can hear her, very raw and intimate and sexy ๐Ÿงก
  14. rub saliva all over your sexy asshole and fuck it just like that
  15. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿคš Arrrrrgh fucking stretch it for me baby ๐Ÿงก ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก
  16. I'm so mad at my girlfriend Leora, I want to have dirty dirty analsex with you to get rid of my agression
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