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  1. Nah....I've seen her 'fuck' over the past couple o years...Ive had much better ! although I gladly would piss all over her ass 😜
  2. Nahhh.................after her first step towards me, she probably falls asleep !
  3. Oh wow............now Miss Lazy B wants to marrie you ? congrats with that 🤣
  4. Oh WOW...topless again.....😴...I know, I know....'works for me'................
  5. She now is wearing her proper diaper again 🤣...happy ?
  6. Linda está com tesão? tem certeza que foi Linda? e nenhum fantasma de um ocupante anterior? 🤣
  7. Pulo AND Jugg in the same room 😵....this must be April Fools ! 😭
  8. Agitator's can't be annoyed!...THEY anoy. 😁
  9. So ridiculous, not even worth roasting mate😆
  10. I just saw Linda wiggled her Pinky Toe in the bath tub. I thought it was worthy of mention. March 26/ 20:47 / European Time
  11. Not hers, from a wedding photo shoot she took a couple of days ago.
  12. Hahaha, it was hilarious, he first had to remodel the living room, pushed the couch off the wall and then first had to sweep up food scraps, wipes and other junk that came out from under the couch, which must have been laying there since 1975. Then he also needed the dining room table, but there was so much dust and gunk on it that it too had to be thoroughly cleaned first. It was clear that Miss Lazy B. had ignored her housekeeping duties. Who would have thought! Then he disappeared into the bathroom for some makeup and to blow-dry/style his hair. Of course, you can't make a cool video if you look like Uncle Fester. Didn't watch the retarded moves he made next during the video for long. He has NO talent! Like I said, the first part (the cleaning) was really fun. I would almost take a membership for it, to be able to watch it back. 🤣
  13. WOW, I am getting a subscription right away ! 😆
  14. Good observation, and the best of all......T-FLASH can do all of that in 25 seconds!
  15. Off course it does...but if she get's bed sores, that's on you then 🤣
  16. What do you do on a Saturday afternoon....Beautiful in bed, thank you thank you ! 😁
  17. 8:30 and Linda is already up ???????? WTF ?????? 😵 Can her body and mind cope with this abnormally early time ? will she still be around tonight to please us once more? has she an appointment for signing the divorce papers? is her compulsive laziness sickness cured?.......I have so many questions.
  18. 10:45 No Zennnnnn this morning, some arguments, damn...... to early for popcorn 😉
  19. What the Hell is T-FatMonk doing ?? is he becoming a Buddhist? 🤣
  20. Angels are blonds and not fat(isch). 😉
  21. I did see some nippers today, and they are always hard 😋
  22. Half an hour later, lights out, bye bye.......FY-ALL, what a life 🤣 #8:30
  23. Dinnertime! Keywords are: 2 cellphones, 1 jar of mayo, no speaking......hell of a relationship 🤣
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