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  1. 100% related...no doubt about that! #stillhorizontal
  2. Those 2 in the livingroom havent moved in 12 hours...they still alive ?
  3. They already are all in a horizontal position..,,,..they must be related
  4. Who are all these ppl ? and why is one sitting so close to the desk and keyboard of T-Cum...shell be jizzed if she gets closer
  5. Indulging himself with 6 !!!!!! different sauces, buns and sausages for a healthy breakfast among with 6 different supplement pills...hmmmmmm
  6. Hahaha, T-Moron returned at 10:00 with toilet paper en other grosseries while Miss Lazy B is still in bed. We know who wears the pants in this relationship #thepowerofthepussy
  7. Hahaha, can you imagine one of his customers would see that? 'look honey, the guy who filmed our wedding is jerking himself off behind his computer'. Great advertising
  8. Well he has 3.5 weeks to refill.........if he can withstand all those gorgeous, young and slim fit lady's on his computer screen.
  9. Well its the end of the month Let me ask: the whole sitcom took about 10 minutes and she did not came.....right ?
  10. T-Blob has started the day with a bun and a Red Bull (ish) drink.........hmmm healthy ! hope there is one drink too (or 5) for Miss Lazy B so she wil move her ass for once
  11. He is getting her sick too with his bacterial infected chubby fingers
  12. The fireworks stopped after they got married and she (and he) gained 20 pounds.
  13. Sex has turned out to be way too much effort for her so she just stopped doing it. T shoots his load mostly under his keyboard early in the morning.
  14. T-Fester lying on the Sofa, looks sickly (again). Took about 6 pills (supplements) this morning. Winter is coming !
  15. Back in the days, when I was 30 pounds lighter I had more endurance too
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